This site contains a reverse-chronological list of chat and message board (but primarily chat) quotes collected by SuitCase over the last few years. The current page has all quotes from 2001 and earlier, as well as the quotes collected before I started writing dates.
Rob: I like tarts, especially strawberry tarts =D
Julie: I am only hardley ever here b/c :
1. I found other boards
2. TIS ALL FLAMEITTY
3. FLAMES
4. I don’t like a lot of the newbies
5.Flames…
6.The newbies do not like me
Neil: [points to Julie’s post] Like her, Rob?
Whoo! Go virus! *Waves a flag, stupidly*
*Pause* I got an e-mail! WHOO! *Shot*
<Lime> wait
* Tetsuo3K goes to get f00d
<Lime> I SAID WAIT
<Lime> NOW YOU SIT YOUR ASS DOWN ON..
<Lime>WHATEVER YOU WERE PREVIOUSLY SITTING ON
TP Scotty: Turramurra = funniest name ever
TP Scotty: Well
TP Scotty: Except for that one town in Australia called “Tittybong”
Neil Lafrenais: MOH
Neil Lafrenais: Do lots of women smoke drugs up there?
Neil Lafrenais: If not
Neil Lafrenais: THEY SHOULD
<Ayame> My bowels are the biggest mess since the British Government
Neil Lafrenais: YOU TWO ARE ANIME TRENDIES
Neil Lafrenais: WHO WATCH SUBS AND DRINK JAPANESE BOOKS
* Hiro-Kun frowns at the lack of food in the house
<Poppyacorn> Hungry Hungry Hiro.
<Poppyacorn> That’s the best pun I’ve made since 1999.
x sakebi x: Today suddenly I got this popup that said something like “YOUR REQUEST TO KILL THE THREAD DIED!” or something…o_O;;;;;
KawaiiSuityChan: Yes, a thread is a process in Windows, “killing” it is essentially the same as telling it to stop.
x sakebi x: o.o;
x sakebi x: Ok, I was just wondering, it kinda freaked me out for a sec XD
KawaiiSuityChan: Every TCP\IP packet sent to and from your computer (this little AIM message is an example) also has a “time-to-die” attribute, another scary morbid term computers use.
x sakebi x: Eee…
x sakebi x: Gates must’ve been depressed when he made Windows O_o
Neil Lafrenais: I’m watching silly cartoons now.
KawaiiSuityChan: So you’re leaving?
Neil Lafrenais: I won’t be responding much. Just make sure it’s an emergency. Like if Goldie was giving birth or something.
KawaiiSuityChan: I BEAT A SAILOR MOON ARCADE GAME WITH AN EMULATOR A FEW HOURS AGO
Neil Lafrenais: Good for you, Fag Hag.
KawaiiSuityChan: COME ON
KawaiiSuityChan: USE THAT
Neil Lafrenais: OH THIS IS RICH
Neil Lafrenais: YOU LIKE TO PLAY SAILOR MOON
Neil Lafrenais: ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL?
Neil Lafrenais: HAHAHHA
Neil Lafrenais: YOU MUST BE
<SuitCase> that animal :\
<Lime> who?
<SuitCase> :\?
<Lime> who is an animal? :-/
<SuitCase> ruby :|
* Lime blinks multiple times
<Lime> WELL THATS BECAUSE RUBY IS A DOG
TP Scotty: I’ve messed with Sys Bios before - the actual Bios was password locked at school once
TP Scotty: It said, “Enter the Password”, so I typed “no” and it let me in :-\
Megami Ocarina: mh!
Megami Ocarina: *shakes mh*
Megami Ocarina: where have you been?!
KawaiiSuityChan: places =\
Megami Ocarina: thats a bad description
Megami Ocarina: “here” or “there” is better than “places”
KawaiiSuityChan: oh well :\
Megami Ocarina: NOT OH WELL
Megami Ocarina: DEFEND YOUR WORD USAGE
A CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED THE RING
PIKABEN VS. PAT HEDGEHOG
PIKABEN USED LOGIC.
PIKABEN WINS.
PIKABEN COLLECTS HENTAI AND MOVES ONTO THE NEXT WORLD! [warp sound]
Neil Lafrenais: Lets pretend that’s the end of the summer so they can show their shit game to the world.
Neil Lafrenais: Or not shit depending on it’s quality.
Megami Ocarina: food tastes good
Megami Ocarina: unless it doesnt
fpmastah: waTE!! YOUR HORSES
fpmastah: HOLD TEHM
<SuitCase> TRAINS AND BOATS AND PLANES WERE PASSING BY THEY MEAN A TRIP TO PARIS OR ROME FOR SOMEONE ELSE BUT NOT FOR ME THE TRAINS AND THE BOATS AND PLANES TOOK YOU AWAY AWAY FROM ME :\
* Lime chokes mh
<Meowtwo> Oh, how the people gape in awe while I stride around as Dr. Sarcasm!
Neil Lafrenais: My idiot sister has come home for lunch because she’s a fag.
Neil Lafrenais: She has brought two of those giggly girl things that you enjoy dealing with so much.
<BlazeHedgehog> So have you folks heard? I possibly am going to be starting up a webcomic soon if I can knock out enough hard details
<Hiro-Kun> Neat
<Hiro-Kun> What will it be about?
<BlazeHedgehog> stuff
<BlazeHedgehog> undisclosed stuff
<Hiro-Kun> ….
<Hiro-Kun> Cool!
Neil Lafrenais signed off at 11.41.53 pm.
Neil Lafrenais signed on at 11.42.05 pm.
Neil Lafrenais: AIM just did a fascist DLL error.
Neil Lafrenais: What was that last part?
Neil Lafrenais signed off at 11.43.06 pm.
Neil Lafrenais signed on at 11.43.18 pm.
Neil Lafrenais: FFS
Jusquun: Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides
Jusquun: and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs
Jusquun: Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front
Jusquun: …but she didn’t wear that one very often
Neil Lafrenais: I like the sound of Mary.
…
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? their stupidity in the ways of women. i mean look at hamtaro! he didnt even know why bijou was mad at him. she was obviously mad because he didnt recognize her bow when it was so obviously hers. and since he didnt notice he probaly doesnt pay attention to her. because if he did he would notice practicly everything about her, including her ribbons.
Whoooaaa! Nicole Kidman is your father?
<Lime> mh has crabs
<Lime> the warthog
KawaiiSuityChan: [strawberry sprite] Mecha did me a strawberry!
KawaiiSuityChan: Based on a fruit from the Chao game in Sonic Advance, apparently. I think it’s great.
Neil Lafrenais: Hoorah.
Neil Lafrenais: You giant fag.
<Joe_Fox> [ASCII art flood]
* Jackel has been kicked by BlazeHedgehog (schmack!)
<BlazeHedgehog> Whoops
<Joe_Fox> [ASCII continues]
* Joe_Fox has left #srb2
<BlazeHedgehog> COWARD
<BlazeHedgehog> COME BACK HERE
<BlazeHedgehog> SO I CAN KICK YOU PROPERLY
Chaotix Emerald: It’s only stupidity because you are uncapable of understanding smartness.
<Scott> Blaze
<BlazeHedgehog> Scott
<Scott> Your antics are causing upheavel.
<BlazeHedgehog> They are?
<Scott> I demand you cease all chaos you’re causing.
<BlazeHedgehog> FOOL I OWN YOU
<Scott> BLAZE
<Scott> UPHEAVEL
<Scott> TUMULT
<Scott> CEASE
Black RosesR: BASKING SHARKS
DjBleach69: that makes no sense
Black RosesR: yes it does
Black RosesR: you are just insane
math is interesting!
Self: yes
Buml0r: Has suitcase yet to discover the joys of ladies’ nipples?
Neil Lafrenais: I doubt it. He’s one of those future monk types.
* SuitCase is outraged by Kei
* Kei is greatly annoyed by mh’s stupidity
* SuitCase finds that also outrageous
* Kei finds that to be stupid
* Mogtaro is outraged by SuitCase and Kei
* Mogtaro locks the topic
* SuitCase cries
* Kei attacks mog like a rabid cat
* Kei also attacks mh like a rabid cat
* Mogtaro eats Kei
<Kei> you are stupid and dumb
Neil Lafrenais: boh, also, are Sakebi/Goldie looking to “ask you out”?
KawaiiSuityChan: Sakebi is “taken” and… uh, everyone’s always mumbling about some boyfriend of Goldie’s although since I know little of his existence besides that I assume they’re talking about some RP\fictional-type-thing. And I do not believe they would, anyway.
KawaiiSuityChan: BUT I DON’T KNOW
KawaiiSuityChan: I AM RATHER SEXY
Neil Lafrenais: bohhh.
Neil Lafrenais: SuitCase, thy name is Tenchi.
Neil Lafrenais: Recently I’ve found myself drawn to the music of Danny Elfman.
KawaiiSuityChan: What particular series-type-things? He’s done music for… everything.
Neil Lafrenais: bohh. True.
Neil Lafrenais: The Batman movies.
KawaiiSuityChan: Ah.
Neil Lafrenais: Which I’ve recently rewatched.
Neil Lafrenais: He was the one who composed the Simpsons theme, wasn’t he?
KawaiiSuityChan: Yes.
KawaiiSuityChan: And the Men in Black one, which I liked.
Neil Lafrenais: That confirms he has done everything.
KawaiiSuityChan: I thought you hated [the Area 51 board].
Neil Lafrenais: It’s amusing.
KawaiiSuityChan: You just need it to feel better about yourself.
Neil Lafrenais: No. You have that sort of syndrome by referring to me as a geek. WHEN REALLY YOU’RE ALL ALONE IN THE CORNER WANKING OFF TO PICTURES OF AMY
KawaiiSuityChan: …
KawaiiSuityChan: ;_;
<Poppythecat> Kecky— why ‘ew’?
<SSNKecky> just um.. cuz?
<Poppythecat> Oh right. Silly me.
Black RosesR: yes or no
SuitCase874: =\?
SuitCase874: to what :\
Black RosesR: you know better than to ask such a question =/
Black RosesR: just answer!
SuitCase874: :|…
SuitCase874: yes
Black RosesR: …
Black RosesR: i see
Black RosesR: you are very wise
* SuitCase slaps Ayame around a bit with Tux, the Linux Penguin
<Ayame> That Penguin dies tonight
dreammastah: is that when they arrived in america? that’s china in the background and they just paddled over the ocean and are happy to see someone
dreammastah: “we are arrived in the america! nathan boy go find the mails!”
Neil Lafrenais: The Gibbon has totally gone past owning you and is now selling you to someone.
Black RosesR: well its not nice that you dont believe in god and that he created more stuff :-\
Black RosesR: :|
Black RosesR: she*
>>Taeshi… Don’t bug me like this, you’re not exactly the top of my “likeable” list right now.
*E-102 voice* MISSION. COMPLETE. *Whirrwhirrclick*
SuitCase874: How do you make a message board, though? “THIS MESSAGE BOARD IS MEANT TO BE ABOUT COOL THINGS AND STUFF. OKAY.”
SuitCase874: It has to be focused on something.
Neil Lafrenais: You?
SuitCase874: No. My greatness is far beyond the scope of a message board.
SuitCase874: YOUR PRESENCE WOULD BE AN INSULT
Neil Lafrenais: Mohhh.
* SuitCase is outraged by BlazeHedgehog
<BlazeHedgehog> Why are you outraged by me, Suitcase? BECAUSE YOU WERE MY UNWITTING PAWN?
<BlazeHedgehog> AHAHAHAAHAHA
<BlazeHedgehog> BECAUSE I USED YOU LIKE THE LITTLE PUPPET YOU ARE? IS THAT IT?
<BlazeHedgehog> HUH?
Nik Jam The Man: you actually think anakin is cute :-\
Nik Jam The Man: of course hes not
Black RosesR: of course he is!
Black RosesR: you arent a girl!
Black RosesR: no uterus, no opinion X33333
* SuitCase is outraged by Natalie
<Natalie> .
* Natalie cries
<NikJam> dumb
<SuitCase> no :\
<NikJam> yes
<NikJam> you are very stupid
* SuitCase is outraged by NikJam
<SuitCase> or not :\
* Cinossu is outraged by SuitCase
* SuitCase doesn’t know who to be outraged at
* NikJam is highly amused by mh being outraged by so many things
<NikJam> foolish mh
<NikJam> you are incredibly stupid and dumb
<SuitCase> :\
* SuitCase is outraged by Cinossu
<NikJam> you are also very silly
<NikJam> foolish mh =/
<Lime> and i would prefer to get money than have you be in pain… although both would be nice =/
fpmastah: say dad :”xbox chep best evar BUY NOW OR PAY TEH PRIEC”
fpmastah: no more space chanel 5 $60 posters or watches OKEY
Anyone for chocolate coated HTML?
abbyryder: Robs changed his nick again, I think ‘cause I called him a “manwomang”
abbyryder: I made a difference!
<Mog> bah. My brain.
<Lime> mog =/
<Lime> would it help in any way if i stabbed your eye? :/
* SuitCase is outraged by Ayame
<Ayame> And what exactly have I done now?
<Lime> do not mind him
<Lime> he is outraged easilly
<Saiy> I’ll tell you what happens in Star wars, it goes like this:
<Saiy> ANAKIN DIES ahahaha..
<TuxTheLinuxPenguin [Blaze]> Yes. And Yoda gets it on with Amidala
<Darth_Anakin> YODA HAD SEX!
* Darth_Anakin imagines Yoda having sex
<Darth_Anakin> eeew
<TuxTheLinuxPenguin> “Your daddy I am, yeeess.”
<TuxTheLinuxPenguin> “Feels good it does, ohohoh”
Why is it always teenagers who express only the extremes of all emotions?
Why not old people?
=/?! i do not! YOU lose! you always lose! it is not i who loses, it is you! *throws a carrot at you for your rude and dishonest behaviour*
TP Scotty: SUITCASE
TP Scotty: You’re a pornbunny.
SuitCase874: :-\
TP Scotty: Whoa wait it IS porn?
SuitCase874: No. It’s the popular graphics program “Photoshop”, which my mother has an irrational deep hatred towards.
SuitCase874: OF COURSE IT’S PORN
TP Scotty: Well it could be like… I dunno, pirated software, or “Ethnic Cleansing” for all I know
SuitCase874: Naah. :\
TP Scotty: Child porn?
SuitCase874: Luckily I don’t dig that sort of thing. It’s mainly hentai, actually =\
TP Scotty: Ahhh.
TP Scotty: Hehehe.
TP Scotty: Of whom?
TP Scotty: (In particular)
SuitCase874: All sorts. :P
TP Scotty: Anybody I’d know/like?
SuitCase874: Shut up and start being sympathetic like a good boy.
TP Scotty: OH POOR YOU THEY WILL FIND OUT YOU’RE THE NAUGHTY BOY
SuitCase874: I will = :-[
TP Scotty: hehe
TP Scotty: They will know you TOUCH yourself
TP Scotty: Are you touching yourself right now? You dirty, dirty boy, you.
SuitCase874: What else am I to occupy my other hand with? :\ Doesn’t everyone do this?
TP Scotty: Only when I’m talking to you honey.
Zero must be up to something. But if I were you, I’d be thankful I didn’t get a ‘Del Sized Reply’. Then you’d be screwed.
<SuitCase> i dislike rayman
<SuitCase> he is too french
<BlazeHedgehog> And what is wrong with the french?
<SuitCase> :...
<SuitCase> everything is wrong with the french
<BlazeHedgehog> I’d call you racist but I dunno if that applies
<SuitCase> i am not anything-ist, i am correct
<BlazeHedgehog> FOOL
Neil Lafrenais: Pep called me a ninny.
SuitCase874: :\?
Neil Lafrenais: Knuckles doesn’t guard the Chaos Emeralds, ninny…
Neil Lafrenais: That’s what he said
Neil Lafrenais: Nasty man
SuitCase874: Wow. Go masturbate.
Neil Lafrenais: *does so*
1. Your full name: Allison Mc(I’m not telling you the rest. =P) AND NO IT IS NOT MCBEAL.
<Lime> it is probaly impossible to be more outraged than mh =/
<omni-dragon> god this cd is tasty
<Lime> CDS DO NOT HAVE A TASTE UNLESS THEY ARE FLAVORED CDS
* Lime shakes omni
<Lime> HAVE YOU EVER TASTED A REAL CD BEFORE?!
SuitCase874: Why do you consider it important to the whole story?
Peporbinaut: ?
SuitCase874: As in.. whole Sonic story. “Continuity”, or whatever.
Peporbinaut: Oh.
Peporbinaut: Call it a fetish.
SuitCase874: Oh, and… KFS?
Neil Lafrenais: FUCK OFF
BIGFONTSAVANT: I HEAR AUSTRALIA IS SUCH A CALM AND PEACEFUL PLACE TO LIVE YET YOU HARVEST ANGERED FEELINGS. THIS DOES NOT ADD UP! HELP BIG FONT SAVANT UNDERSTAND!
* NEiL_BROWN is now known as Oshima_and_SuitCase_up_a_tree
<Oshima_and_SuitCase_up_a_tree> :)
<SuitCase> oh you bastard :\
<SuitCase> and it’s ohshima, you stupid pretend wannabe geek =\
<Oshima_and_SuitCase_up_a_tree> I KNOW
<Oshima_and_SuitCase_up_a_tree> I wanted to piss you off doubly.
<Oshima_and_SuitCase_up_a_tree> ;)
<SuitCase> nice one :\
* Oshima_and_SuitCase_up_a_tree is now known as Neil_h8s_SuitCase
* SuitCase is now known as SuitCase_could_care_less
<Neil_h8s_SuitCase> mohhh.
* Neil_h8s_SuitCase is now known as SuitCase_and_Sakebi_in_luv_^^
<SuitCase_could_care_less> oh jesus christ
<SuitCase_and_Sakebi_in_luv_^^> ^^;;;;;;;;;;;
<SuitCase_and_Sakebi_in_luv_^^> she wuvs u suitcase
Chaotix Emerald: This song, really does suit my mood right now, a whole lot.
Chaotix Emerald: I almost wanna cry when I listen to this.
Chaotix Emerald: And for that, I must turn it off.
Chaotix Emerald: For such emotions, are forbiden in this world. In my world.
<omni> popcorn
<omni> do u have msn?
<omni> or aim?
<omni> or icq?
<Popcorn> Yes.
Black RosesR: NIK
Black RosesR: YOU LIKE SKITTLES
Black RosesR: YOU MUST BE GAY BECAUSE YOU WANT TO TASTE THE RAINBOW
Neil Lafrenais: You know what would really amuse me?
Neil Lafrenais: Your real name being Neil/Alex or something ironic like that. That would really crack me up. Honestly.
SuitCase874: You are an exceptionally lame person.
Neil Lafrenais: Mohhh.
Black RosesR: grampa
Black RosesR: dont listen to mh
Black RosesR: he is crazy
Black RosesR: he smokes chivas and montana or something
dinosaur1174: YOU GODDAMNED OZNBOY BITCHLIPPED COCKCHASING FECAL FUCKER ASSTRAMPOLINE PIECE OF FUCK
dinosaur1174: STFU
dinosaur1174: I HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE
* Lime hugs meat head ^__^
<Lime> did i ever tell you that you smell like meat o.o
Digi Emperor KI: SUICIDE IS THE ONLY OPTION!
<CrazyMrLeo> Hey, what starts in F and ends in UCK?
<Shampoo> Firetruck
<Shampoo> :O
<CrazyMrLeo> Yep.
<CrazyMrLeo> =D
SuitCase874: good night!
Black RosesR: :-\
SuitCase874: :-\
Black RosesR: stop using “!”s
Black RosesR: your enthusiasm scares me =/
Black RosesR: o.o!
Black RosesR: or maybe a redish purple type color @@
SuitCase874: :-\?
SuitCase874: i don’t know what that would look like
Black RosesR: neither do i
Black RosesR: but it sounds interesting
dinosaur1174: i’m just happy that it’s done by “someone who cares”…i’d hate for this to be done by someone who didn’t give a fuck
<SuitCase> yaruki SENSEESHON!
<Popcorn> My thoughts exactly.
playerZGames has left the room.
Black RosesR: o.o
SuitCase874: :-\
Black RosesR: as usual, i shall blame you for that :-\
<yaj> SUITCASE if you eat footballs i’m very upset.
Chaotix Emerald: You know nothing of anime, you pathetic excuse of an otaku…
<SuitCase> it all makes sense now =\
<Lime> ._.
* Lime hugs mh
<Lime> how does it make sense?
<Lime> i am confused
<Lime> I DEMAND A WEDDING DRESS
<SuitCase> O_O
* Lime laughs evilly and insanely
Knux3D40: you think YOURE an otaku?!
Knux3D40: lying bastard mcer
<SuitCase> blaze, the mp3 is amusing
<BlazeHedgehog> Suitcase you speak as if you are translating what you say from japanese to english
<BlazeHedgehog> “BLAZEHEDGEHOG, THE MP3 IT IS VERY HA HA AMUSING.”
<BlazeHedgehog> “YOU GOOD WORK!”
<BlazeHedgehog> “BLAZEHEDGEHOG IS NO. 1 SEXY HERO!”
<SuitCase> this is make no sense, of you played the sega moth moth? never concern!
<SuitCase> and i am assuming last example statement is wishful thought
<BlazeHedgehog> School Jane To Went Monkey Apple Carbeurator.
Neil Lafrenais: Harharhar. You, Michelle, Sakebi and Joe in a foursome. IMAGINE IT AND ATTACK ME
SuitCase874: JUST DIE PLZ THX
Neil Lafrenais: That has hurt my brian.
Neil Lafrenais: BRAIN
Neil Lafrenais: MY BRAIN CALLED BRIAN
2. Being high or being drunk?
Being high. I don’t support something endorsed by the corrupt fucking government.
<yaj> CB, CONCENTRATE ON BUSINESS!
Black RosesR: your stupidity is outrageous
Black RosesR: damnit, you damned little freak
ReverendQwerty: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER THAT WAY
Black RosesR: I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU
Black RosesR: AS YOU ARE OUTRAGEOUS AND ANNOYING
Neil Lafrenais: [quoting GameFAQs] “Lara Croft IS hot , I’d like you to go out on the street and pick out a girl that has who whos that big!”
You know the world has slumped to an all time new low when people start referring to breasts as “who whos”.
SuitCase874: They’re Americans. You must forgive them for that, occasionally.
Neil Lafrenais: :\ I’ve seen Brits/Aussies call breasts by names similar to that.
“Tits!”
“Jugs!”
etc
SuitCase874: Who’s overwhelmingly the most prominent influence of most recent cultural developments?
Neil Lafrenais: The Spanish.
SuitCase874: Oh. Bugger me, then.
* Kei throws boiling water on suitcase then
<Kei> now someone is burned
<Kei> I LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN
* NeroRandom kicks suitcase’s magic crotch
* Kei laughs at his pain
SAsMetallaChan: … I feel like playing Sonic CD just so I can lose on Star Dust Speeday.
SAsMetallaChan: It’s easy to win, but I wanna lose so I don’t have to see Metal die o.o
<MistaEd2> Did you know that it is possible to write a program that crashes the computer when the keystrokes L, O, L are entered?
<SuitCase> excellent =\
<SuitCase> make that
<Lime> :o
<Lime> what about the word lola =I
<Lime> that sounds like a pretty name :o
<Lime> and lole the mole o.o
<Lime> he lives in a hole
<Lime> foolish youths
ChaoPar: dance robot! :D
SmarterChild: Well, in a way we all are, aren’t we?
ChaoPar: o_o
Neil Lafrenais: Kati the attention freak probably went on about his period or something
Dolby Surround X: Delightfulstrawberry? Um… Well, that has to be one of the most interesting domain names I’ve heard so far.
Dare I ask why you want that one? =P
SuitCase874: Because it scares people.
Dolby Surround X: …Works for me.
<Sizer> MUST HAVE PLATES @___________@
<SuitCase> =\
<SuitCase> to attack me with?
* Sizer slaps suitcase around with multiple plates
<Sizer> yes
<Sizer> exactly for that reason which you have stated
<Sizer> dont pretend like you dont know =/
<Sizer> you obviously know why
<Sizer> YOURE JUST A SCARED LITTLE MAN
<NEiL_BROWN> Willies.
<NEiL_BROWN> Discuss.
* SuitCase slaps NEiL_BROWN around a bit with Tux, the Linux Penguin
<SuitCase> nobody likes you, hence the lack of discussion
<NEiL_BROWN> :(
<NEiL_BROWN> But you said you loved me yesterday
<NEiL_BROWN> I hate it when you’re drunk, Suit.
<NikJam> do you ever use a / in your faces?
<Yuri> meat head? =/
<SuitCase> no :/
<Yuri> :O!
<NikJam> .
<Yuri> OH MY GOD
* Yuri runs around in circles
<NikJam> :O!
<Yuri> that was scary
<Yuri> meat head, i dont want you doing that EVER AGAIN
Kalle: What is a good way of removing semen stains? I can’t use a washer and the thing can’t become too wet. Help.
Velouria: You might try licking it off.
Kalle: Will you demonstrate?
Neil Lafrenais: AND THE FACT THAT YOU ANSWERED THE ORGASM PART SCARES ME.
Neil Lafrenais: :\
SuitCase874: At least I didn’t let you know of my obsessive masturbation OH MY =\
Neil Lafrenais: YOU SON OF A BITCH
Neil Lafrenais: YOU CAN’T MASTURBATE
Neil Lafrenais: Infact, you can’t get erotically stimulated
Neil Lafrenais: YOU’RE SUITCASE
Neil Lafrenais: Ffs.
SuitCase874: I have to let it out somewhere :-[
Neil Lafrenais: SHUT UP
Neil Lafrenais: i don’t want to know these things, dude.
SuitCase874: Sure you do.
Neil Lafrenais: NO I FUCKING DON’T.
SuitCase874: ^~
SuitCase874: We can do this. Who wants to be on top?
Neil Lafrenais: ARGHGHH
x sakebi x: Who’s Shadow’s jap. seiyuu? *holds up a deadly FISH!*
SuitCase874: A dork.
x sakebi x: … *tempted to whack Suitcase with the FISH!*
Neil Lafrenais: SuitCase is great
abbyryder: neil loevs him
Neil Lafrenais: I DO NOT
abbyryder: neil wants his babeeez
Neil Lafrenais: He hates me anyway
Neil Lafrenais: SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH
Neil Lafrenais: And it’s amusing
abbyryder: poor rejected neily!
Neil Lafrenais: Yes.
Neil Lafrenais: But that’s how I like it
abbyryder: aw typical
Neil Lafrenais: I wouldn’t talk to him if he didn’t hate my guts
Neil Lafrenais: He’d be boring.
<SuitCase> In the special mode instead of birds on level two there are dogs and they bark! ^^
<Meowtwo> Do the dogs explode on contact?
<SuitCase> You can’t touch them, ever-so-witty Meowtwo! :D
<Meowtwo> Jesus, what a stupid game.
<Scott> Just for the record, after right now you certainly won’t be seeing me for some time
<TonicBH> Don’t tell me, parents grounded you from the computer due to bad grades?
<Scott> Hell no
<Scott> As far as computers go, my surge protector is worthless.
<TonicBH> ouch
<Scott> My motherboard is probably melting right now.
<Scott> MY COMPUTER RUNS ON ICE CREAM DON’T WORRY
SuitCase874: yo assmuppet
Segaholic2: yo yo howzit hanging mah muff
SuitCase874: sup wid dis, yo? [link to Japanese Sonic Adventure guidebook on eBay]
SuitCase874: i wanna but hav ya ever seen it b4 dude?
Segaholic2: dude it looks liek some Jap’neeze exCLUEsive
SuitCase874: i think it looks like the shit yo
SuitCase874: mad crazy artwork
Segaholic2: like, 5 greens? dat’s like, SEXY price
Segaholic2: mad crazy man
SuitCase874: true dat
Segaholic2: but yo, 2 days left for dat
Segaholic2: i thinkin’ mebbe you hang low for nows, y’know?
SuitCase874: yeah i’ve got it on my watch lizzle - like the eagle of the eye, yo
Segaholic2: den you bust out the big money when the time’s tickin’ down
SuitCase874: den i be havin da guide and i be a playa yo
Segaholic2: yeh, you be a PLAYAH, homie-g!
TaeshiLH: Poor Shadow! Lemme offer you some tea!
TaeshiLH: *Gives Shadow some Hydrocloric Acid, with Needles sticking out of it* ^.^
TaeshiLH: Its Yummy in the Tummy =D
<NEiL_BROWN> Sonuckles 4 evah ^-^
ChaoPar: *metal rock plays* HAIL THE SUITCASE! HAIL THE SUITCASE! HAIL THE SUITCASE! HAIL THE SUITCASE! HAIL THE SUITCASE! HAIL THE SUITCASE! AND THE WINNER IS YOU!!!!
<kram> it’s my birthday today
<Kei> o.o!
<Kei> happy birthday!
<kram> thanks
<Kei> what day is it, again :l
<SuitCase> a happy one of birth :\
<Kei> .
<Kei> that wasnt useful
SuitCase874: you are being difficult and outrageous =\
Black RosesR: i noticed
SuitCase874: please don’t be :-\
Black RosesR: well since you said please
Black RosesR: im gonna pretend you didnt
…
And what’s the deal with airline peanuts?
* Kei slaps suitcase around with a rabid moose
<SuitCase> :\
<Kei> DONT EVEN SAY IT
<Kei> IF YOU DO ILL KICK YOU
* Kei kicks suitcase anyway
<SuitCase> what would i say :\
<Kei> you jerk face
<Kei> you know what youd say
<SuitCase> sorry :\
<SuitCase> is that it? i usually apologise :\
<Kei> no
<Kei> usually youre a stupid jerk face
<SuitCase> =\
TP Scotty: Sleep is for the week. Haha, I made a punny.
SuitCase874: I’m slightly confused, but I’ll pretend I’m amused anyway.
TP Scotty: I’ll explain if you have enough minutes to spare.
SuitCase874: That would be wonderful. Please do.
TP Scotty: I’m sure you’ve heard “Sleep is for the weak”, correct?
SuitCase874: Yes.
TP Scotty: Wait. Screw it. It doesn’t make sense.
TP Scotty: I need more sleep.
EDIT(Mechasonic2): STRETCHY TABLES! *shot*
EDIT(Kati):Ebil Smilie! I banish thee foreva!
EDIT(Nurse Goldie) *pokes Kati* Hi~^-^
* Kei slaps SuitCase around a bit with Moose, the Moose that is a Moose
DjBleach69: ANSWER THE PHONE!
DjBleach69: I KNOW THAT YOUR HOME
DjBleach69: I WANT TO GET YOU ALONE
DjBleach69: AND DO IT AGAIN
LAngl Yuri: suitcase, can i have ten dollars?
LAngl Yuri: well
SuitCase874: :-\
SuitCase874: what do you need the money for :\
LAngl Yuri: :-\
LAngl Yuri: to buy the green nail polish
LAngl Yuri: ive been staring at it for awhile
LAngl Yuri: its all… greeeeeeeeeeen *stares*
LAngl Yuri: its so offbeat and original
LAngl Yuri: it even says that in the caption thing!
SuitCase874: YOU FUCKING HOMO
Neil Lafrenais: Moho.
Neil Lafrenais: Omoh.
Neil Lafrenais: HOMO
Neil Lafrenais: HOHO
* VR shoots everyone who’s idle right now
* Kei shoots suitcase
SuitCase874> LETZ CYBAR!!!!!!
_DTM_MS_Cowg3rl> lets not
SuitCase874> Bugger. :(
_DTM_MS_Cowg3rl> lol
*Isn’t an American* I live in America, yes, but I wasn’t born here =D *Kinda happy, though, that I live here sometimes. America actually got WINTER! Ecuador is summery 3/4th’s of the year -.- Thats why Carnival Day is celebrated on February XD*
Random Person: ….MINORITY!
*Deported*
* TLSPRWR sets mode +b discussion!*@*
<TLSPRWR> :B
TP Scotty: My situation is simple: I feel like almost every person in the world is stupid, and it is my job to either kill them all or enlighten them all.
TP Scotty: Unfortunately, I am a human being to the core, so I’m leaning towards the former.
I’ll toot your warrior
___
I really have nothing to say, I just couldn’t deny myself the subject heading. Move along, move along.
TP Scotty: Don’t nuke Australia.
TP Scotty: Wait until SuitCase moves out and into my bedroom :-\
<Kei> I HOPE YOU DIE BEFORE YOUR NON-EXISTANT WEDDING
<Kei> BECAUSE IT WONT EXIST BECAUSE YOURE DEAD
SAsMetallaChan: I gave tuna up for lent. I’ll never do it again.
I think SuitCase regained control of the PC from his Happy-Dappy Twin Brother (Patent pending). Let us rejoice, and make potato soup. Then eat SuitCase.
<Kei> HAHA
<Kei> I HAVE WON
<Kei> bow to me, for i am your queen =/
<SuitCase> what did you win :\
<Kei> solitaire =I
fpmastah: ,lhl
PunkRawkSk8er84: whats that mean?
fpmastah: NOTHINg
fpmastah: SCECRET CODE WORD FOR
fpmastah: UR GAY
SuitCase874: Oh, now THAT is cool.
SuitCase874: Out of the window, full moon.
SuitCase874: And it’s lighting up the clouds and stuff.
SuitCase874: Crazy.
Neil Lafrenais: Excellent. The moon is great in general.
TP Scotty: Jeet Kune Do is a martial arts style that was created by Bruce Lee.
ASDF 2042: Doesn’t compare to……
ASDF 2042: TAI BO!
Ryoko181: plus hes so…
Ryoko181: kawaii and hot :|
SuitCase874: he is a dorky elf :\
Ryoko181: :/
Ryoko181: hes not dorky
Ryoko181: or an elf
Ryoko181: he just has large ears :l
Ryoko181: and an interesting taste in clothes :o
A) I’m perverted?
2) I get slapped?
Neil Lafrenais: Besides, it was worth [visiting the board] to see your dog. She is, indeed, very cute.
SuitCase874: ^^
Neil Lafrenais: How YOU could own something like this is beyond me. What do you do? Torture it?
‘sophisticated’ barbie sounds like a rich dumbass XD and “nysnc #1 fan just sounds like a dumbass o.o;
dinosaur1174: what a complete homosexual
dinosaur1174: i wonder if he gets any respect from his family
I also think the SA2 remix of Believe in Myself is really keen.
Burn in hell.
dinosaur1174: PLEASE BE MY FRIEND AND HAVE ME IN SOME MUTUAL REGARD
dinosaur1174: PRETTY PLEASE WITH JESUS ON TOP
Moulin Rouge was a confusing piece of girly rubbish. Let it burn.
Ryoko181: ruby is rai-chan’s dog :/
Ryoko181: you stupid little man
SuitCase874: O_O
SuitCase874: no :\
SuitCase874: ruby is my dog
SuitCase874: do not lie
Ryoko181: RUBY IS RAI-CHANS DOG =/
SuitCase874: ;_;
Ryoko181: he even showed me a picture of her :o
Ryoko181: shes so cute ^__________^
SuitCase874: what sort of dog is she :\
Ryoko181: :/
Ryoko181: cocker spaniel i think
SuitCase874: cocker spaniels yap too much :\
Ryoko181: *slaps suitcase around with a large rabid moose*
SuitCase874: :-(
Ryoko181: dont insult the type of dog that ruby is :|
Ryoko181: you stupid, STUPID little man
<Popcorn> GOOD NIGHT
<Popcorn> MAY YOUR LIGHT SABERS QUADRUPLE IN SIZE
<SuitCase> GO AWAY
* Popcorn has quit IRC (Quit: SORRY)
WHO DO YOU WANT TO…
01. kill? both
02. shag? huh
03. slap? suitcase
Neil Lafrenais: I’m the Daytona horse.
SuitCase874: Uma.
Neil Lafrenais: Really.
SuitCase874: I see.
Neil Lafrenais: YOU MUST BELIEVE ME
Neil Lafrenais: I’M NOT JOKING
Neil Lafrenais: I AM HIM
SuitCase874: Automatic or manual?
Neil Lafrenais: ;-) Whatever turns you on.
Ryoko181: im not worthy for a minute or your time :/
SuitCase874: :-\
SuitCase874: your proposition is outrageous :\
Ryoko181: :/
Ryoko181: i dont see your point
X-Box…it’s Geishalicious now!!! Ta-da! *presents an X-Box wearing a little kimono*
<Popcorn> Everyone get Pepper to be cheerful.
<Popcorn> He worries me. :/
* Neb showers Pepper in sugar lumps
<Popcorn> Neb— dance. TLS— sing.
* Neb jigs
<Popcorn> Suitcase— resume Neb’s initiative and shower Pep with sugarlumps.
Neil Lafrenais: Do you get the terrible Jamie Oliver?
SuitCase874: Certainly do.
Neil Lafrenais: Gah.
SuitCase874: Why do you feel he’s “terrible”?
Neil Lafrenais: Because he’s a fucking idiot, whom I really hate. HE JUST GOES ON AND ON IN THAT ANNOYING VOICE UNTIL I WANT TO HURT THE TV
SuitCase874: Fair enough.
SuitCase874: You can’t dislike his food, though.
Neil Lafrenais: Yes. Yes, I can.
SuitCase874: Oh. Well, then.
Neil Lafrenais: muh. My taste buds hate him as well and force themselves to dislike his food.
<SuitCase> mmm :\
<SuitCase> trifle is edible :\
<Meowtwo> It is?!!
<Meowtwo> …. Wait, I hate Trifle.
<Meowtwo> Damn you Attache Boy!
<Meowtwo> DAMN YOU!!!!
Neil Lafrenais: I hope your country is not proud of that man.
Neil Lafrenais: It’s like us being proud of Willian Hague.
<Mog> Someone maim me.
* SuitCase maims you :\
<Mog> Thank you.
* Mog crawls away in pain
<Kuwabara> I’d use Hiro-Kun for my name right now.. But that would require me typing “/msg nickserv identify hippo”
“Do you want to be as fat as Dr Eggman?”
You ARE already fat.
squirrelknight26: That Lina icon isn’t helping my self control either.
Peporbinaut: Masturbation is perfectly normal. It’s not like it’ll make you go blind or anything!
Peporbinaut: *thonk* Ow, stupid wall…
DjBleach69: GENTLEMEN WHAT TIME IS IT?
Ryoko181: you dumbass :/
Ryoko181: its time to kick you
squirrelknight26: In Fishing games I’m the Master Baiter.
Isambard X has entered the room.
Isambard X: STFU!
<SuitCase> mendax!
<SuitCase> that means you are a liar :\
<NikJam> :\
<NikJam> ok
* Meowtwo writes these down. Can always pass them off as clever character names he thought up later.
<SuitCase> yes
<SuitCase> a mensa is a table :|
<Meowtwo> Oh yes, Mensa the Table Merchant. Fantastic.
Ryoko181: its so easy to make tons more money than theyre making now!
Ryoko181: wanna know how?
Ryoko181: Suitcase: hard work?
Ryoko181: no! its much simpler!
Ryoko181: ill demonstrate
Ryoko181: give me a five dollar bill
Ryoko181: Suitcase: ok! *hands ryoko a five dollar bill*
Ryoko181: *puts it in her pocket* its just that easy!
Peporbinaut: “Ahh, Asuka you drooled all over my hand!”
squirrelknight26: I wish Asuka would really drool on my hand.
squirrelknight26: Then I’d have some real lube.
Isambard X: …Wouldn’t she need to be real first?
squirrelknight26: She’s real in my heart.
<BlazeHedgehog> On average, 17 years old is a male’s sexual peak — it’s when they’re the horniest
<Scott> I somehow doubt it would be for me… I think by 16 I’ll have used all my ammo up ;B
<Scott> My sex drive would be kaputt!
Opium
Neil Lafrenais: The Xbox controller reminds me of when I tried to hold my keyboard like a game pad.
<Lime> quack
<Kitsune> arf
<Lime> mrow
<SuitCase> outrageous
<Lime> yes
<Kitsune> :l
<Lime> :l
Who thinks that StENA should have a new group pic?
- I do! ^^
- I don’t :/
- Ahh. The Power of Cheese o_O
SuitCase874: why are you so anxious to see him right now :-\
Ryoko181: :-\
Ryoko181: i just miss him :l
SuitCase874: :-\
Ryoko181: :l
Ryoko181: DONT YOU START WITH ME =/
Ryoko181: *throws suitcase out the window*
SuitCase874: :-\?
Ryoko181: i dunno :l
SuitCase874: :-.
Ryoko181: :l
<Scott> !8ball do I want to make sweet sweet hot love to SuitCase in the dead of the night, possibly while he’s asleep?
<MegaManEXE> Arrow’s Junk v0.1 - Freaky 8-Ball - Oh c’mon. Do you really think I have to answer that?
<Scott> That’s true. ^_^
Segaholic2: dude, sk
Segaholic2: you are not perverted
squirrelknight26: Shew’.
squirrelknight26: So, I can keep my 2 gigs of hentai?
Segaholic2: yes, you may
squirrelknight26: My Asuka blow up doll?
Segaholic2: yes, you may keep that also
squirrelknight26: Drano based lube?
Segaholic2: yes, that too
Neil Lafrenais: “I don’t even WANT to touch this topic anymore. I’m gladly sticking to my freinds on RagnaRok to help me stay happy.”
Ah, the classic, “I’ve got friends and you don’t” move. ;-) What a buffoon.
SuitCase874: So does that mean he’s once again in the “hate mandiiV” phase?
Neil Lafrenais: No. This is the “treat her like dirt because on the internet she can’t hit him” phase.
Neil Lafrenais: Rob would of made a good Arabian King (lots of wives).
You have just entered room “the great mc chat.”
SuitCase874: sorry, i forgot :-\
Ryoko181: YAY! ^___^ *glomps suitcase*
Ryoko181: *thwaps him repeatedly with a mallet* :-\
Chaotix Emerald: What’s a Terra?
TP Scotty: Earth, to the laymen.
Chaotix Emerald: o.o
Chaotix Emerald: What’s a Laymen?
Well, actually Dave is more of a “boh” user. Abby is a “muh” veteran though.
Ryoko181: stop being outraged
Ryoko181: its outrageous :-\
Picco l e n k s: I also have the SN “Liccopenks”.
squirrelknight26: You can liccopenks anytime
picco l e n k s has left the room.
squirrelknight26: Ah, he’ll be back.
squirrelknight26: With more fan service!
SuitCase874: OH JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST MY LORD AND FUCKING SAVIOUR
SuitCase874: nimda
fpmastah: HAHAHAH
fpmastah: damn
fpmastah: you suck
fpmastah: stop getting that
Peporbinaut: What? I’m sorry, I was reading this cracker..
Peporbinaut: it’s fascinating.
fpmastah: canadians are fag and should not be allowed to run webservers
<Lime> you really want to meet the moose dont you, suitcase?!!
<SonicLightspeed> why is everyone saying :/ :| and :\ ?
<SuitCase> O_O
<Lime> :O!
April Fools day doesn’t have the excitement of Ecuadorian CARNIVAL DAY! My, that is the DAY!
* SuitCase slaps Joe_Fox around a bit with Tux, the Linux Penguin
<Joe_Fox> ow :|
<Lime> :l
* Lime slaps SuitCase around with Moose, the giant moose.
DjBleach69: what has happened in the month that grampa was unable to join the chat
Ryoko181: :-\?
Ryoko181: nothing really :l
DjBleach69: =-O
DjBleach69: nothing?
Ryoko181: except suitcase found card captor plates or somethin :-\
Ryoko181: and something about a site :l
Ryoko181: with strawberries :O
<Lexef> I remember when I took over #SFGHQ ^_^
<Lexef> Twat funny
<Lexef> Um
<Lexef> I mean Twas
<Lexef> NOT TWAT =/
KENN ICHIJOUJ: DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT TRY TO HACK MY SYSTEMS!
TP Scotty: Who is Terra?
SuitCase874: that girl from that stupid old boring game people play
TP Scotty: You turn me on when you’re so undescriptive.
Why does a topic like this have to turn into a boring “so and so suck” “no, you’re wrong, every console is good” “but that one sucks more” “well, yeah it does” sort of argument?
I never would expect you to say that. I’d expect a short, sharp cackle, a tapping of pointed fingernails touching, and then the rush to get to home in time to watch Teletubbies.
Neil Lafrenais: I’m showing Abby some of Rob’s greatest plunders.
Neil Lafrenais: This also usually involves seeing some of your greatest lines as well. ;-)
SuitCase874: Please be quiet. I must maintain my modesty.
Neil Lafrenais: mohh
Neil Lafrenais: You’re loving it up.
Neil Lafrenais: Okay, that’s enough being nice
Neil Lafrenais: YOU DICK
Neil Lafrenais: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Neil Lafrenais: SILLY NOB END
Neil Lafrenais: GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A GOAT
SuitCase874: #^_^#
* Neo_MK has joined #mooglecavern
<CrazyMrLeo> INCORRECT
I seriously hope that you made another unfunny, stupidly sarcastic joke when you said you love gay little boys…If not…Like I said, your one pitiful creature…
<Scott> YOU KNOW WHAT’S FUNNY?
<BlazeHedgehog> YOUR FACE.
<Scott> YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD FOR TYPHOON IS IN JAPANESE?
<BlazeHedgehog> YOUR FACE.
SuitCase874: install xp it’s default ^_^
dinosaur1174: hehe
dinosaur1174: default = french for ‘of fault’
* Sizer throws lexef out the window
<Sizer> thank you, please
These people all made more sense then SuitCase, Scott, and Seph trying to sort everything out with logic.
squirrelknight26: Yeah, but I have a gene called Dinky Chinky, so I’m a short asian guy.
Segaholic2: i have a gene called Kinky Chinky, but i still grew tall
Segaholic2: ^__^
DIGIM0N KAISER: SUITCASE TALK!!
SuitCase874: DIGIMON STOP BEING A FAG
NikJamTheMan: :O!
NikJamTheMan: that wasnt nice
SuitCase874: indeed it wasn’t
TP Scotty: No, it wasn’t.
TP Scotty: Matter of fact I found that to be pretty darned cruel.
SuitCase874: ;_;
TP Scotty: But it’s SuitCase, I’d expect much more from him in that aspect.
SuitCase874: i feel both shame and guilt
SuitCase874: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW MR DIGIMON FAG?
DIGIM0N KAISER: maybe maybe no
<Ryo_Hazuki [Blaze]> I feel for you
<Ryo_Hazuki> I woke up at 6pm and I have to stay up well into 5pm.
* Smidge204 gropes Blaze
<Smidge204> I feel you, too
<Ryo_Hazuki> Not that kind, you perverted lump of snot
<Smidge204> …
* Smidge204 feels rejected
ZackHedgehog: what does the FP stand for
SuitCase874: “Focal Point”.
ZackHedgehog: some thought it means “fruity pie”
<SuitCase> i gotta believe :\
<Lime> :|
<BlazeHedgehog> You sure about that?
Kalle Catharsis: DREAM AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A BABY
Kalle Catharsis: I MADE HIM PREGNANT
Velouria108: OHHHH I LOVE IT! That is the best name EVAR! ;-)
fpmastah: sarcasm counts as a yes lolzozl
Velouria108: it sounds like a porn name though LOL ;-)
fpmastah: LOL
fpmastah: no, that would be delightfulcherry.com ;-)
Ryoko181: SUIT CASE!
Ryoko181: *slaps him*
SuitCase874: :\?
Ryoko181: :/
Ryoko181: i dont know
Ryoko181: just felt like it =I
SuitCase874: -_^
Neil Lafrenais: Don’t touch me, you “hentai”.
Neil Lafrenais: Or I will probe you.
fpmastah: hold my hand while i come
fpmastah: to a decision
fpmastah: loololo
SkahottSan: SJDHDFGSHTOMJONESHFH
SuitCase is like the Godfather but smaller and argues more.
<SuitCase> then i do believe symphony of the night is crap too
<SuitCase> it must be VERY crap
* You have been kicked by Blaze|SMetroid (Crossed a line no man was meant to cross)
<SuitCase> tonic tonic :|
<TonicBH> what?
<SuitCase> it seems you have little personal reason for finding a girlfriend then :|
<NikJam> what? what?
<TonicBH> …
<SuitCase> stop sounding like that wrestler guy :|
<TonicBH> …
<SuitCase> at stone cold nik jam :|
<NikJam> It’s true
Peppy: 239874398273982
Popcorn: 0
Loser: Gibbon
dinosaur1174: i can read my horoscope if i want, just 2 clicks away
SuitCase874: AHAHAHAHA
dinosaur1174: you know you’re missing this program already
<Joe_Fox> brb, dinner
<Joe_Fox> back
<SuitCase> what did you eat :|
<Lime> :|
<Joe_Fox> some food
<Lime> :O!
squirrelknight26: You know the real reason of why I play Puyo.
Peporbinaut: You have a fetish for the yellow Puyo?
SuitCase874: Eh? What did he do to get around the fact that you were already “in love”? (HA HA SILLY MAN)
Neil Lafrenais: (Leave me alone you bully, I’m not a BORG like you yet :B)
Segaholic2: i like my penis
DelphineK: I’m sure you have a nice penis.
Segaholic2: yeah
DelphineK: giggle snort
DelphineK: 6 inches? 8?
Peporbinaut: Hmm..
Peporbinaut: *gets out a ruler*
Segaholic2: OK, OK! enough of that!
SFruit Beverage has entered the room.
SFruit Beverage: ahhh! i totally forgot ^^;;;;
SFruit Beverage: silly me ^^()
SuitCase874: you wouldn’t believe how much went on in here while you were gone :|
SFruit Beverage: :|?
SFruit Beverage has left the room.
SuitCase874: :-\
SFruit Beverage has entered the room.
SFruit Beverage: :O!
<Lime> one plus one equals two :|
<Joe_Fox> it does?
<Lime> no
<Joe_Fox> so that’s why i’ve been failing maths
<Joe_Fox> thanks lime
Elliotro: I’m so proud. I managed to stall a Windows 2000 box at school for about a minute when I gave it password “TUNA”.
Piccolenks: Ask D-H.
Piccolenks: I haven’t spoken to him/her in ages, does he/she have AIM?
Peporbinaut: Nope, it doesn’t.
SuitCase874: congrats iDiNO, you just owned a bunch of idiots
dinosaur1174: hehe…yes, it feels good to be on top of the RETARD PILE
Neil Lafrenais: I live under your bed, SuitCase.
SuitCase874: O_O
Neil Lafrenais: Yes. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT HAS BEEN POKING YOU IN THE BACK ALL THIS TIME
SuitCase874: OH NO
Neil Lafrenais: OH YES OH YES OH YES
SuitCase874: beconz they hav 128 persun limit for servars
SuitCase874: and is alwaeys ful
fpmastah: lololo
fpmastah: 128 peopele live in australira?!
fpmastah: wowo
SuitCase874: I can’t believe I’m finally in the White House!
Elliotro: You’re what?! =-O
SuitCase874: That’s right!
Elliotro: That’s my Suitcase!
SuitCase874: Acrophobia is coming back and I am excited yay!
SuitCase874: I’m glad I dug around for stuff on that, I could have totally missed it.
Neil Lafrenais: AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO ALL0R
SuitCase874: YES. I WILL NOW HAVE AN AFFAIR AND SHE WILL BE CHEATING IN YOUR ONLINE RELATIONSHIP. AND WE WILL BE BITTER ENEMIES.
Neil Lafrenais: MOHO
Question: Can Xbox cook hotdogs on its green jewel?
( Jacob has joined )
( Patrick has joined )
Jacob: HELLO.
Patrick: Hello! My name’s Patrick. Please wait while I search for an answer for you.
Jacob: OKEY.
Patrick: I am sorry, but this chat system if meant for answering serious Xbox pre-sales questions our potential customers may have.
Jacob: THAT SUX. I CAN COOK HOTDOGS ON MY GRILL. CAN MY GRILL PLAY XBOX GAMES?
Patrick: I am sorry. But I must warn you that these conversations are monitored and recorded. Furthermore, your IP address is recorded with us.Repeated, Disruptive abuse of this system will result in action being taken against you through your ISP. Please keep that in mind you’re logged into this system.
( Jacob has exited )
SFruit Beverage: you have no arms left =-O
SuitCase874: i don’t? O_O
SFruit Beverage: no, you dont
SuitCase874: oh well
SuitCase874: i will have to turn the shower tap with my nostrils
SuitCase874: O_O
SFruit Beverage: O_O
SFruit Beverage: that is funny :|
SFruit Beverage: i am laughing on the inside :|
SuitCase874: I THINK KATIMYASARU IS “HITTING ON ME”
Neil Lafrenais: mohh omulo - conversation showage, please.
Katimyasaru: ::yanks you and pulls her to bath with her::
SuitCase874: =-O
Katimyasaru: ::giggles::
Katimyasaru: You can wake me up aswell ^.~
SuitCase874: =-O =-O
Katimyasaru: XD
Katimyasaru: ::Does a little stripshow for you ^.~::
SuitCase874: O_O
Auto response from Katimyasaru: Eeeee! I’m having a bath! Go away! Stop looking!
SuitCase874: =-O
Katimyasaru: :;comes back in a robe::
Katimyasaru: Heya Suity ^_^
Neil Lafrenais: mohoho.
Neil Lafrenais: He = tragic.
SuitCase874: But still rather arous-… never mind.
Neil Lafrenais: :-\ *shoots SuitCase down* YOU ARE A BORG - START ACTING LIKE IT
<Lime> o.o
<SuitCase> o o [unreplicatable in ASCII, the middle space is underlined]
<Lime> that is funny :|
<Lime> im laughing on the inside :|
VSuperShadowV: taliban = stfu u gay sona bitch cuz amaerca send s u to the depth of hell
Katimyasaru: Luv ya Cutie Suity
<Lime> :| :|
<SuitCase> |:?
<Lime> :|!
Katimyasaru: ::giggles and huggles you tight::
Katimyasaru: Luv ya ^_^
SuitCase874: ^^;;
Katimyasaru: =^^=
fpmastah: well i was at my grandma’s house working for her
fpmastah: i was there alone
fpmastah: girl came to door
fpmastah: promoting free carpet cleaning
fpmastah: then she said we can clean your carpet and i said i have lots of carpet to clean loooool
Popped up out of nowhere
InstantSonic: CASE CLOSED!
InstantSonic signed off at 4:55:27 PM.
* Digiku is basically done with the main objects of his collage. Now he needs a background x.x
<SuitCase> a gamecube?
* BlazeHedgehog throws Suitcase off a bridge
<SuitCase> :)
<Scott> How about we bash the school system?
<Scott> Something we can all agree on?
<Ed_Dabid_Rabid> Yeah
<Ed_Dabid_Rabid> SCHOOL SYSTEM CANT PLAY DVDS.
<NikJam|Idle> SCHOOL SYSTEM HAS AWFUL CONTROLS
<NikJam|Idle> THE CONTROLLER IS TOO BIG :|
Piccolenks: do u want 2 heer my joek
Segaholic2: okey
Piccolenks: k so this guy sez wil u go out w/ me
Piccolenks: nd the othur guy sez u r a comunist
Piccolenks: nd then the furst guy sez awww, ur just stalin (stallin’)
Piccolenks: GET IT??????????!G LOLOLOLOL
Peporbinaut: ha…ha…ha…
SuitCase874: haha!
Segaholic2: ……………
squirrelknight26: ROFL
SuitCase874: crikey m8!
Segaholic2: cut that out
Segaholic2: you sound like a bloody Aussie
SuitCase874: I heard that if you swallow bubblegum it takes about a year or two for it to fully decompose. Is that right?
Elliotro: No clue. O_o
Elliotro: BLEACH had bubble gum in his mouth for 2 days, and it decomposed.
dinosaur1174: JAPS STAY UP ALL NIGHT AT THEIR KARAOKE BARS GETTING DRUNK SINGING ELVIS PRESLEY SONGS AND OTHER AMERICAN MUSIC…THEY WANT TO BE AMERICANS IN THE WORST FUCKING WAY…THEY HAVE LOST THEIR OWN CULTURE AND ARE STUPID
dinosaur1174: THAT = TRUTH
* NikJam is enjoying ( Yoko Kanno ) No Disc - Vitamin C (0:07)
* NikJam is enjoying ( Yoko Kanno ) No Disc - Gateway (2:58)
* SuitCase is not enjoying the winamp plugin
* NikJam is
…
dinosaur1174: they had some deal on him on the television one day…i pretty much laughed at him(because Americans always laugh at Australians) but he seemed like he was seriously bigtime over there and wanted shit to be right
PunkRawkSk8er84: ::punches suit::
SuitCase874: =-O
PunkRawkSk8er84: what you did to FP?
PunkRawkSk8er84: and dreamy
SuitCase874: indeed
PunkRawkSk8er84: huh?
PunkRawkSk8er84: that didnt make sense
SuitCase874: You’re doing quite a good job.
Katimyasaru: Good job of what?
Katimyasaru: oO;;
SuitCase874: The whole girly “huggles” type of thing.
Katimyasaru: Ahhhh. Shut yer trap. ::kisses your cheek::
SuitCase874: ^^;;
Katimyasaru: ::giggles:: You’re kinda cute ^_^
SuitCase874: [ebay link to space channel 5 dress-up fridge magnets] - winner soon = me
Segaholic2: YOU CAN UNDRESS HER
Segaholic2: YOU ARE A HOMO FAG
SFruit Beverage: now go tramble tsunami or somethin >>
SuitCase874: tramble :\
SuitCase874: i learnt a new word :\
SFruit Beverage: .
SFruit Beverage: trample
SFruit Beverage: yes you did
SuitCase874: tramble <chemical> To wash, as tin ore, with a shovel in a frame fitted for the purpose.
SuitCase874: should i do that? :\
SFruit Beverage: =I
SFruit Beverage: no
SuitCase874: it might hurt :\
SFruit Beverage: no
SFruit Beverage: .
SFruit Beverage: if it hurts…
SFruit Beverage: then maybe you should
SuitCase874: trambulation O_O
SFruit Beverage: O_O
SuitCase874: stop being a fag
dinosaur1174: FUCK YOU
dinosaur1174: UH OH, YOU ARE GONNA STOP TALKING TO ME AND THEN I WILL ONLY TALK TO YAMDANKEE
dinosaur1174: WE WILL START THE “SUITCASE HATES ME” CLUB
dinosaur1174: I SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE OF BLOCKING ME
dinosaur1174 signed off at 1:13:54 PM.
SuitCase874: 70mb 2day so far
SuitCase874: 30mb or so to go ;_;
fpmastah: on what
SuitCase874: my daily allowance i must keep track O_O
fpmastah: downloda limit=suk
fpmastah: lollolol
SuitCase874: yuo=genious
fpmastah: yeh
fpmastah: i get that a lto
SuitCase874: Who is Katimyasaru, then?
Katimyasaru: Me, if the coin had flipped the other way
* NikJam is enjoying Fire Temple (3:14)
* NikJam is enjoying zelda64forresttemple (5:04)
* NikJam is enjoying ( Sega ) Sonic CD Past - Metallic Madness Past (1:12)
* SuitCase is enjoying the flood (NO NOT REALLY)
* Lime O_O!
<SuitCase> :\
…
164. EATEN SUSHI: o.o no, lime does not eat fish
165. EATEN FISH: . j00 f00
<SuitCase> this music i’m listening to has the sort of tribal wail that i remember hearing in the mystic ruins background music O_O
<Lime> O_O
<Lime> this music im listening to…
<Lime> doesnt O_O
<SuitCase> :|
<NikJam> :|
<Lime> :|
<SonicShadow> Rar. =/
<Sandra_Kitsune> waz rar mean?
<SonicShadow> Rar.
<Sandra_Kitsune> k
SuitCase874: “Mate” is often used, but not like Barcode tries to do online. I can’t recall a time when he said “mate” iRL.
dinosaur1174: iRL…hehehahahaha YUO AOL’er
SuitCase874: ^_^
dinosaur1174: LMAO
C:\Documents and Settings\SuitCase>net stop bpalogin
The Big Pond Login Manager service is stopping……..
The Big Pond Login Manager service could not be stopped.
fpmastah: homo
SuitCase874: fag
fpmastah: butt pirate
fpmastah: raw is crap
fpmastah: wwf raw
SuitCase874: hahahaha
SuitCase874: hahhahaahaha
SuitCase874: ahahshahshashahasjha
SuitCase874: ahahhashdsahdlajdfs
SuitCase874: dfhkjsfidlkj;fdglk;dfsfds
fpmastah: okey
* NEiL_BROWN changes topic to ‘Welcome to #bacon - for the pork in yo life | SAILOR BACON | Oshima’s Sonic forever’
<SuitCase> WRONG SPELLING IDIOT
* SuitCase slaps SuitCase around a bit with Tux, the Linux Penguin
<NEiL_BROWN> No.
<NEiL_BROWN> It’s right. Me thinks.
* ChanServ changes topic to ‘Welcome to #bacon - for the pork in yo life | SAILOR BACON | Oshima’s Sonic forever | WRONG SPELLING IDIOT (kotetsu213)’
<SuitCase> Not according to the GHZ site.. :\
<NEiL_BROWN> Oh alright.
* NEiL_BROWN changes topic to ‘Welcome to #bacon - for the pork in yo life | SAILOR BACON | Big Island’s Sonic forever!’
<NEiL_BROWN> Better? =)
Peporbinaut: I’m sick.
Peporbinaut: Very sick.
Peporbinaut: O_O
Peporbinaut: I’m freezing..
SuitCase874: And I’ve got sunburn. :P
Peporbinaut: *tries to point at you and laugh, but instead collapses on the floor*
HELLO YOU DAMN STUPID AND SILLY BISQUITS *bites the srb2ers :I*
-Lime you fruits
Elliotro: COLORS GET IT RIGHT YUO AUSSIE HAHA
Elliotro: USA FREVAR AUUSIE 4NEVAR HGAHAHA
SuitCase874: DYE
Elliotro: NO