This site contains a reverse-chronological list of chat and message board (but primarily chat) quotes collected by SuitCase over the last few years. The current page has all quotes too long to put on the other pages. Some are undated.
<ZhanDVG> Blaze offends me on a personal level
<Fadsy|Striped|Pantsu> Zhan: He probably offends everyone on a personal level.
<_5hfifty> i’m sort of with zhan
<_5hfifty> i don’t know how to put it
<Taeshi> Why do you dislike Blaze, Zhan? Explain to me this phenomenon!
<ZhanDVG> I understand that he’s probably got social anxiety issues, I do too, to a lesser extent, but the fact that he isn’t even making an effort to correct the problem
<Taeshi> But he’s only leeching off her to be able to make it big once he gets his first video game published!
<ZhanDVG> roffle
<ZhanDVG> He keeps saying that he’s working on fangames so he can get a job working on real games
<Taeshi> Ahahahaha. He’s appeared on television, infact!
<_5hfifty> (widescreen joke)
<Fadsy|Striped|Pantsu> He. Needs. To. Fucking. Gradufuckingate.
<Taeshi> "XD;" That’s kind of bad.. I mean.. it’s good to practice, but it’s even better to make something original so that they get to see a taste of your own.. creativity.
<Taeshi> He needs to go to university and friggin’ get himself some diploma for game designing and crap.. couldn’t that be completed in two years or something?
<Taeshi> Seriously, I’m sure that would honestly make Blaze be taken a lot more seriously. In this day and age, you NEED to have that sorta thing.
<Taeshi> Unless you’re like painfully gifted and catch the right people.. and not to sound really rude, but Blaze isn’t really.. gifted ":-["
<Fadsy|Striped|Pantsu> He’s gifted with lard
<Taeshi> "XDDDDDDDDD"
TaeshiLH: Miles Plushie: .. Man, this citizenship stuff is grim.
Evang1109: :|?
Miles Plushie: PART 9. INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN.
Miles Plushie: WRITE THE TOTAL NUMBER OF SONS AND DAUGHTERS YOU HAVE HAD. COUNT ALL OF YOUR CHILDREN, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THEY ARE:
Miles Plushie: ALIVE, MISSING, OR DEAD.
Miles Plushie: That’s one of them “:|”
Miles Plushie: There are other ones.
Miles Plushie: But that one.. stuck out.
Evang1109: Ouch XD
Miles Plushie: “AHAHAHA DEAD KID COUNT EM’ IN :D”
Miles Plushie: .. Born when you were not married “XDDDDD”
Evang1109: Well, better fill in “500”.
Miles Plushie: “:-[“
Miles Plushie: I have so many dead children inside me. *Hit*
Evang1109: And each day I die a little more!
Miles Plushie: “:D”
Miles Plushie: EVARION.
Miles Plushie: Have I ever been declared legally incompetent or been confined to a mental institution within the last fire years? “:|”
Miles Plushie: Durr durr.
Evang1109: Yes, but in ICE YEARS.
Miles Plushie: ..
Miles Plushie: Don’t go there, girlfriend.
Evang1109: ICE AGE 3: LIL UNTHAWS
Miles Plushie: HAVE I BEEN PART OF THE COMMUNIST PRATLEY “:O”
Miles Plushie: Nononono.
Evang1109: I think you have I think you have!!!
Evang1109: HEIL MEIN FUHRER. …WHO IS…FUNNY HAT WEARING AND NOT GERMAN.
Miles Plushie: “:-[“
Miles Plushie: Have I ever been a member of or associated with any organization, association, fund foundation, party, club, society, or similar group in the United States or in any other place?
Miles Plushie: Duzz dat meen duh Musachanz club amiritese
Evang1109: You should totally fill that in.
Miles Plushie: Oh gawd here come the Nazi questions.
Miles Plushie: WERE YOU INVOLVED IN HITLER YES OR NO
Evang1109: XDDDD
Miles Plushie: My Father’s sperm and my Mother’s egg so totally killed some jewish families, hell yeaahhh.
Evang1109: I’m sure they did, you bastard child. ;.;
Evang1109: They killed my poopaw. >:o
Miles Plushie: ;.;
*Long pause* ….Now, gather round, chil’run, for I shall tell a mature tale about a Pirate…. *Takes out a storybook*
*People gather. Milk and cookies are passed about*
Err-hem…. *Flips to page 2,742*
A Pirate goes into a bar and people are quick to notice that he has a steering wheel tucked in his pants. The Bartender is confused of why such an item is in such a place.
Bartender: Say, have you noticed you have a steering wheel in your pants?
Pirate: Aye, I have. Its driving me nuts!
*Closes book* =D Now, the moral of the story is — *Chased*
Poke-A-Man: I got my first letter today from my Japanese pen pal. For whatever reason I thought I’d type it here.
Dear Henry Ford High School Student,
Hello! Nice to meet you!
How are you? I’m fine
My name is Yukari Enpuku.
I’m a Nakatsukita high school student.
I live in Oita prefecture.
I’m in the table tennis club
I play after school everyday.
I’ll explain about Japanese culture,
One Japanese tradition is ‘omamori’
It is an amulet or talisman, a charm in English.
May I ask you a question? *’Grr…’ face*
How old are you? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Do you like Japan? I like Japan very much!
Take care
I’m looking forword to your next letter.
Sincerely, Yukari.
——
Esrever: Dear Yukari,
What are you wearing?
No, seriously. Are you naked? Do you have a school uniform? Do you… wait. Are you a man? Because you could be a man.
Shit, you’re a man, aren’t you. Or are you? Yeah, you probably are.
Oh well, then.
Shit.
A man then.
Uh so, what are you wearing?
Love, Poke-A-Man
Neil Lafrenais: I WANT TO VISIT ABBY. I’ll turn up on your door step and demand to come and then realise I’m in Manchester.
Neil Lafrenais: I do demand visitation though
Neil Lafrenais: KT already got a go on teh Abb0r ;_;
Buml0r: muhh
Buml0r: “already got a go on teh Abb0r”
Buml0r: I like that
Neil Lafrenais: … Boh.
Neil Lafrenais: Good one, Dave.
Neil Lafrenais: You get a regular GO on teh Abb0r
Neil Lafrenais: You GO at her quite frequently
Buml0r: “mum, can I have a go on Abby?”
Abby Ryder: wahhhhh
Abby Ryder: stppit now
Buml0r: “Yes all right, I think you have to put 20p in first.”
Buml0r: *shpluk*
Buml0r: “ee!”
Buml0r: krohh
ZAcshQ: MOHHH
Abby Ryder: im sending a camel spider to EAT YOUR FACE
Neil Lafrenais: mohhh!
Buml0r: bohohoho
Abby Ryder: mo
Neil Lafrenais: She rocks about and makes a noise
Buml0r: BOH
Neil Lafrenais: her theme tune pumping out from her speakers.
Neil Lafrenais: :B
Abby Ryder: camel spid0r + the faces of MEN SCUM = happy Abby
Buml0r: and then she goes “I love the sound of money - here comes your present! *Squawk*!”
Neil Lafrenais: Zac’s cumming for the first time.
Neil Lafrenais: MOH
Neil Lafrenais: [laughing out really loud]
Neil Lafrenais: [stops and then starts again] Oh, I haven’t laughed this hard in ages.
Abby Ryder: screw you bastards
Buml0r: gohoh
Buml0r: We got her out of bed for this shit.
Abby Ryder: yeah
Abby Ryder: I was really enjoying going to bed for the first time in ages as i usually hate going to bed an stuff
Neil Lafrenais: I think I’m laughing so hard that my nose is belleding.
Abby Ryder: it was really comfy there
KT Coope Grigori: ^_^
Neil Lafrenais: bleeding*
Abby Ryder: i could hear the wind outside which made me even more happy to be all snuggled in bed
Neil Lafrenais: You know you’re really amusing when you make someones nose bleed, Dave.
Buml0r: bohh
Buml0r: Is it actually bleeding mate?
Abby Ryder: and i’d had quite a nice day, I got a bit of work done and everything
Neil Lafrenais: Yeah!
Neil Lafrenais: A bit!
Neil Lafrenais: Seriously.
Buml0r: oh man!
Buml0r: class act Abby. What did you get done?
Neil Lafrenais: moh and then we ruined it by saying you were a rocking, squarking childrens ride, yes, Ab?
LAngl Yuri: bye jerk face
SuitCase874: :-\
SuitCase874: you should be more nice, these insults are insulting :\
LAngl Yuri: =/
LAngl Yuri: thats the point
LAngl Yuri: and i thought i wasnt nice :/
LAngl Yuri: apparently part of my personality is to insulting :/
SuitCase874: that is not exactly what i meant :\
SuitCase874: but if you delay me any longer then i will be in trouble :\
SuitCase874: and that is not very nice =\
LAngl Yuri: :/
SuitCase874: so bye :|
LAngl Yuri: yes it is
LAngl Yuri: and im sure thats what you meant
LAngl Yuri: as you are a jerk
SuitCase874: :-\
LAngl Yuri: a big jerk face
SuitCase874: liar :\
LAngl Yuri: who does ntohing but be a jerk
SuitCase874: now be quiet :\
LAngl Yuri: you stupid stupid jerk face man
LAngl Yuri: no
LAngl Yuri: i dislike being told what to do =/
LAngl Yuri: OH LOOK
SuitCase874: you are keeping me from leaving :|
LAngl Yuri: THERES A HUGE SNAKE CRAWLING UNDER YOUR BED
LAngl Yuri: i know
LAngl Yuri: then youll get in trouble
LAngl Yuri: and ill laugh and laugh and laugh!
SuitCase874: NOW BYE :-\
LAngl Yuri: NO
LAngl Yuri: YOU SHALL REMAIN
LAngl Yuri: FOR THE SNAKE BIT EDDY
LAngl Yuri: now he has to suck out the venom before it spreads to his vains
LAngl Yuri: or veins
LAngl Yuri: whatever
LAngl Yuri: theyre the same
LAngl Yuri: ARE YOU LISTENING?!
LAngl Yuri: I DEMAND YOU LISTEN
LAngl Yuri: you big dumby head
LAngl Yuri: YOU BIG DUMBY DUMB HEAD
LAngl Yuri: oh yeah?!
LAngl Yuri: youre the biggest stupid in the WORLD!
LAngl Yuri: so there :/
LAngl Yuri: and i hope your trousers are soiled by argus!
LAngl Yuri: *slaps suitcase around with her glaive and stomps off*
DjBleach69: :::puts michelle in mental hospital:::
TEH ESTAR BUNY: HELO
TEH ESTAR BUNY: …HAPY ESTARE
SuitCase874: OMG
TEH ESTAR BUNY: HAPY ESTAR
SuitCase874: AER YOU TEH RABET OF DESTENY? I DREAMDE ABUOT A COLROFULL ANIMEL TEH OTHAR DAY, IT GAVED ME PLEASUER IN CHOLCATE AND ASORTED NUTS
TEH ESTAR BUNY: YSE
TEH ESTAR BUNY: O YUO WATN A NUT FILED CHOCBUNY LITEL BOY???//!2
SuitCase874: TAHT WUD BE QUIET LOVLEY MR MAGIACL EATSER RABIT!!1 SHOWAR ME IN YUR GIFTS OF JOYUOS LOVE
TEH ESTAR BUNY: *GIEVS NUTCHOCBUNY!111!!11*THEYRE YUO GO LITEL BYO I HOEP YOU HAEV HDA A GUD EATSRE!
SuitCase874: YORU KINDNES SI APRECIAETED - YUO HAV BRHGITEND UP MY DAY
SuitCase874: DELICSOUS
TEH ESTAR BUNY: GLDA TO KNWO TAHT MISTR SUIT CAES
TEH ESTAR BUNY: WLLEL NWO I MSUT BE GOINGGG!!HEAR SI TEH EATSRE BAKSTET FRO YUO!!!GUDBEY!!*HOP!H*OP!HOP!*
SuitCase874: HAV FUN AND ONSE AGEN THANSK YUO
TEH ESTAR BUNY: WELCOEMS
<Neb> bed for you!
<Popcorn> Bed is me.
<Sonikku> And me.
<Popcorn> And him.
<Sonikku> But not together. Y’see.
<Popcorn> No.
<Popcorn> No.
<Neb> Ah.
<Popcorn> Not in the same bed.
<Neb> I nearly made that error
<Popcorn> Yes.
<Popcorn> Although…
<Popcorn> No.
<Popcorn> No.
<Popcorn> I musn’t say it.
<Sonikku> NO
<Popcorn> No.
<Popcorn> It was wrong of me.
<Sonikku> No?
<Popcorn> Ignore me.
<Popcorn> Well… no. No.
<Popcorn> Unless…
<Sonikku> No.
<Popcorn> No.,
<Sonikku> Don’t bother, OK?
<Popcorn> No.
<BlazeHedgehog> DDR is even fun on the GBC. :O!
<SuitCase> ddr isn’t fun at all :\
<Lime> :/
<Joe_Fox> :/
<BlazeHedgehog> …well that makes it offical.
<BlazeHedgehog> Suitcase offically hates anything that’s really cool
<BlazeHedgehog> Thusly anything Suitcase says is cool really sucks
<BlazeHedgehog> and vice versa
* BlazeHedgehog bows
* SuitCase sucks
<Lime> o.o
* SuitCase really sucks
<BlazeHedgehog> HA THAT’S ALMOST FUNNY :|
<Lime> oh my
<Lime> but that isnt very nice :|
<SuitCase> my humour sucks :\
<SuitCase> HAR HAR HAR
<Lime> suitcase, is ryoko really spiffy? :|
<Lime> .
<SuitCase> according to blaze’s logic, ryoko sucks :|
<Lime> !
<Lime> but she doesnt :|
<Lime> does that mean you think she sucks or not :O
<BlazeHedgehog> I think I’ve confused lime :|
<SuitCase> i don’t know O_O
<Lime> :|
<Lime> bad suitcase
<SuitCase> :|
<Lime> it is a very easy question :O
<BlazeHedgehog> :O
<Lime> everyone knows that ryoko is the best :|
<Lime> silly silly suitcase
<SuitCase> why is ryoko the best? :|
<Lime> :|
<Lime> did you just MEET ryoko?!
<BlazeHedgehog> ‘because she is’
<Lime> :O!
<SuitCase> O_O
<BlazeHedgehog> ‘shes like all cool and stuff’
<BlazeHedgehog> :o
<SuitCase> is that correct? O_O
<Lime> clari you are very silly
<Lime> although with the way i think i should hate ryoko :|
* Joe_Fox has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Lime> o.o
<SuitCase> :|
<SuitCase> joe sucks :\
<Lime> :|
<Lime> blaze must be correct O_O
<SuitCase> how do you know :|
<Lime> :|
<Lime> because rai-chan doesnt suck, silly suitcase
<SuitCase> i might think joe really really sucks :\
<SuitCase> it is not a matter of fact :|
<Lime> :/
<Lime> how can you not like rai-chan? :O
<SuitCase> i don’t know :\
<Lime> :/
<Lime> you are a strange little bisquit
<SuitCase> :\
<SuitCase> what is the difference between a biscuit and a bisquit? :|
<Lime> :/
<NikJam> :\
<Lime> they are spelled differently :O
<Lime> that is the only difference :|
<SuitCase> can i call a biscuit a bisquit, then :|?
<Lime> :O!
<Lime> of course…
<Lime> you cannot :|
* Lime thwaps suitcase with a plushie
<Lime> dont even think of doing that :O
<Lime> actually you can think of doing that but dont actually do it :|
<SuitCase> but if they are the same who can tell O_O?
<Lime> O_O
<Lime> me :O!
<SuitCase> it is the perfect crime!
<SuitCase> oh :|
<Lime> :|
<SuitCase> how can you tell?
<Lime> :O
<Lime> i have magic powers :|
<SuitCase> :|
<SuitCase> so the difference is more than the letter?
<Lime> :|
<Lime> umm…
<Lime> yes! :O
<SuitCase> you lied to me!
<Lime> i was lying :|
<Lime> yes i did
<SuitCase> O_O
<SuitCase> that is not nice :\
<SuitCase> you suck
<Lime> :/
<Lime> say im cool :|
<SuitCase> lying is not cool :\
<Lime> :/
<SuitCase> hence you suck :\
<Lime> that is not the point
<NikJam> :\
<SuitCase> it is indeed the point
<Lime> but if blazes theory is correct then YOU are liar! :O
<Lime> lying man :|
<SuitCase> O_O
<SuitCase> you are right
<Lime> yes i know :D
<SuitCase> i do not know whether to say if you suck or are cool now :|
<SuitCase> because neither would show what i really think! it is a paradox i think :\
<Lime> :|
<Lime> yes
<SuitCase> it is your fault for exposing this.. you may suck :\
<SuitCase> i am not sure though :|
<Lime> :|
<NikJam> :\
<Lime> ok
<NikJam> ok
<SuitCase> :|
<Lime> i think it sounds like someone ate some bad jerky :|
<TonicBH> First question for… SONIC PLUSHIE!
<Lime> O_O!
<SuitCase> O_O
<TonicBH> What color is Sonic?
<Lime> :O!
<Lime> that color *points to color that sonic is being*
<NikJam> :O!
<SuitCase> :|
<TonicBH> I NEED NAME.
<Lime> O_O!
<NikJam> :O
<Lime> 4 :|
<TonicBH> WRONG ANSWER!
<Lime> :O!
<NikJam> :O!
<SuitCase> O_O!
* Lime puts scythe to tontons throat
<Lime> i think its correct :|
<NikJam> I wonder how Suitcase is doing
<SuitCase> :|
<Lime> :|
<Lime> did you eat all the licorice things :|
* SuitCase threw them out the window
<NikJam> :O
<Lime> :O!
* NikJam adds a !
* Lime sneezes on the !
<SSNWadmanKiddo> Don’t steal Lime’s special attack!
<SuitCase> :|
<SuitCase> it worked, though :\
* Lime sneezes on suitcase for doing that :|
* NikJam combines Lime’s and Kiddo’s attacks
<SSNWadmanKiddo> …
<Lime> :O!
* Joe_Fox throws someone out the window
* NikJam throws the licorice out the window and into THE ARSE OF THE EARTH
<SuitCase> kotetsu occasionally visits and thehyrulianfool has been here as of late :\
<SuitCase> oh and super amy and… er… jamie swiftrunner was here once BUT THAT’S ALL :\
<Nik> :\
<Nik> hyrulian fool o.o
<SuitCase> link, whatever :\
<SuitCase> they’re synonymous :\
<Kyle_Stan_Kenny_Cartman> I come sometimes.
<Nik> no they’re not
* SuitCase slaps Kyle_Stan_Kenny_Cartman around a bit with Tux, the Linux Penguin
* SuitCase slaps Nik around a bit with Tux, the Linux Penguin
<SuitCase> quiet and yes they are
* Lime has joined #stena
<Lime> you little =/
* Lime kicks suitcase and thwaps him repeatedly with a rabid moose
<Lime> dont call link a fool, you ahou :/
<Lime> you big stupid stupid head =/
<Lime> you are no longer a useful or helpful stupid stupid head
<Lime> youre just a stupid stupid head :/
<Lime> you idiot who thinks that link is a fool =/
<Lime> HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE :/
<Nik> :/
<Lime> I DONT CARE
* Lime slaps nik around with suitcase
<Lime> i yell at him all the time
<Lime> even if he isnt paying attention
<Lime> it is my way
<Lime> plus he shouldnt be such a stupid stupid head =/