This site contains a reverse-chronological list of chat and message board (but primarily chat) quotes collected by SuitCase over the last few years. The current page shows all quotes from the year 2002.
<Granny_Goldie_HAPPY> I’M AN OLD LADY
<Granny_Goldie_HAPPY> That lives in a shoe
<Granny_Goldie_HAPPY> and wants to kick you
<Granny_Goldie_HAPPY> with my big shoe
<Acoma_SuitCase_TAKEN> =-O
<Granny_Goldie_HAPPY> =>
* Acoma_SuitCase_TAKEN runs
<Granny_Goldie_HAPPY> YES
<Granny_Goldie_HAPPY> WITH MANY CHILDREN
<Granny_Goldie_HAPPY> AND A FAT OLD MAN NAMED PAPA BILL
<Lime> SON OF A GUN
<Lime> damn that papa bill
<Granny_Goldie_HAPPY> I have like….65 children so far =D
<Granny_Goldie_HAPPY> Giving birth to 20 right…DAMN
<Granny_Goldie_HAPPY> RIGHT NOW
<Granny_Goldie_HAPPY> I’M GIVING BIRTH TO 20 CHILDREN
<Spazz0r> What would you name your child?
<Scott> Megatron
Joe: =\?
Mailman: *Smile* You can sign the paper.
Me: *Scribbles on the paper. Too surprised* Y-Yes. Okay. *Grabs the box* ^.^!!
Joe: What IS that? =\
Me: O.O! Ummm…. its…. *Stunned voice* AMAZING. It must be another one of those Colleges that want me! This College sure is nice! *Begins to trot to her room*
Joe: But…. from AUSTRALIA?
Me: ^.^;; Umm.. yeah. Colleges are crazy =D
KawaiiSuityChan: Whoa. I’ll ignore my fear of sounding overly lame-male-ish. You’re quite cute.
DiddilyPuff: lame-male-ish?
DiddilyPuff: That only happens when you say stuff like ‘are those astronaut pants? Because your butt is out of this world’.
NurseGoldieChan: muh. One of my cats is knocking ornimants(sp) off of the Christmas tree. XD
KawaiiSuityChan: It knows it’s Boxing Day ;-)
NurseGoldieChan: YSE XD
KawaiiSuityChan: What is his\her name?
NurseGoldieChan: Carly. :O
NurseGoldieChan: She’s very fat. XD
KawaiiSuityChan: “XDDDDD”
NurseGoldieChan: And she smells like turkey. O.O Well, to me that is XD She’s one fucked up cat.
Discussing Samba de Amigo
Chiyamaya: BAILA MONO BAILA!
KawaiiSuityChan: I wonder how Yui is a corrector.
Chiyamaya: ..From the Video I’ve seen, she seems to correct Digital Things, I’m guessing o.o;
KawaiiSuityChan: CORRUPTED FILE! *ping* PROGRAMMING BUG! *blam* CONNECTION ERROR! *zap*
Chiyamaya: Yui: THIS IS A JOB FOR ME. NOW, LET ME GO INTO A SPIFFY TRANSFORMATION SCENE WHERE I GET CHANGED INTO A SKIMPY PINK OUTFIT THAT OFFERS ME A WAND. NOW, I WILL ZAP AWAY ALL THE CORRUPTED AND FROZEN FILES INSTEAD OF PRESSING “CTRL+ALT+DELETE” BECAUSE I WISH TO BE DRAMATIC AAAAAH.
KawaiiSuityChan: And what, the arch nemesis in control of all the computer problems is Bill Gates? :P
Chiyamaya: Bill Gates: hahahaha i madd hte klez vrus amd it make cmputers go explodey lol.
Yui: OH NO MY MAGICAL WAND AND PRANCING AROUND WITH A UNIQUE OUTFIT ISN’T HOLDING HIM OFF WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!
Narrator: IT LOOKS LIKE YUI IS IN TROUBLE. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR BRAVE HEROINE? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE IF THEY HAVE TO GO TO THE EXTENT OF BUYING A NEW COMPUTER.
KawaiiSuityChan: *stares*
KawaiiSuityChan: I’m so sad :|
TP Scotty: Welcome to the club
KawaiiSuityChan: Telling Lil how much I love her when AIM keeps returning “User Chiyamaya is not online”
KawaiiSuityChan: And going on for like five minutes :|
TP Scotty: Oh, sad as in pathetic
KawaiiSuityChan: yush
TP Scotty: That’s another club, but it’s okay, I’m a member of both
KawaiiSuityChan: *hugs* Sweet dree-eeams~
Teila Fox: ^_^ Heehee. Sweet dreams. *hugs back, but falls asleep in the process*
KawaiiSuityChan: Oh dear at the television. They’ve got Steve Irwin doing the ads for quarantine now. “CRIKEY! So if you want to bring food overseas, make sure you declare it. *swiping noise heard* YOU LITTLE BEAUTY!”
Chiyamaya: XD! I wish I could see that commercial.
KawaiiSuityChan: I don’t ;-)
Chiyamaya: But he’s so enthusiastic! XD Its hilarious~!
KawaiiSuityChan: Sortaaaa. He’s a bad influence!
Chiyamaya: Aww ^.^; I used to feel the same way when the Taco Bell Dog used to roam the Commercials XD
KawaiiSuityChan: *hugs George Bush* Kawaiii~~~
Chiyamaya: George Bush: #^^# Arigato, Sugoi-Suity-Chaaaaaan~!
<SuitCase> i am so rich =\
<Mog> Rich as cake?
<Mog> Chocolate Cake?
<SuitCase> rich as yajirobe cake
<Dark> lies
<Mog> No, you must be jivey then.
<Dark> OPEN BAG.
<SuitCase> PREPOSTEROUS
* SuitCase eats you all
<Dark> it’s sad that they have to put that in the instructions on popcorn bags :/
* Mog gets his maiougi
* Mog hits SuitCase with it
<SuitCase> my stomach :|
* Dark consumes Suit’s insides
* Mog hops out of SuitCase’s uterus
Chiyamaya: Cool! XD So…. ARE YOU ENERGIZED?
KawaiiSuityChan: Not really :P
KawaiiSuityChan: *yawns*
Chiyamaya: O.O IT IS NOT WORKING.
Chiyamaya: Maybe its Government Milo =D
KawaiiSuityChan: “XD”
KawaiiSuityChan: And why wouldn’t it work then?
Chiyamaya: Ummmm.. because.. THEY MILK IT OFF OF.. TAXES AND THAT IS WHY IT IS DUSTY AND POWDERY.
KawaiiSuityChan: I see! *sues it*
Chiyamaya: Watch out. They’ll probably send you a gift basket of Wine and Coupons for more Milo. =D
<Scott> Tina’s a lesbian?
<Scott> That epitomises pointless
<NikJam> SUITCASE ^________^
<NikJam> hi
NurseGoldieChan: YOU DRAW SUITCASE SO BISH LIKE. *_________________*
KawaiiSuityChan: :|
Neil Lafrenais: ;-)
Neil Lafrenais: Yeah, I think I am getting better at making him look SEXEH *_*
NurseGoldieChan: *___*!!
NurseGoldieChan: *HUGS TEH NEILEH*
Neil Lafrenais: ^^;;;
KawaiiSuityChan: Jesus Christ :|
KawaiiSuityChan: I hope I’m tolerable in real life O_O
NurseGoldieChan: *______________*
NurseGoldieChan: *clings to Suitcase’s ankel* *________________________*
Neil Lafrenais: muhhh
Neil Lafrenais: I MADE YOU LOOK PRETTIER THAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE 3:16
KawaiiSuityChan: :-[…
NurseGoldieChan: *__________________________*
KawaiiSuityChan: :-[……
NurseGoldieChan: I’m about to die right now, excuse me *___________*
KawaiiSuityChan: *runs away*
NurseGoldieChan: *___________________*
*Ponders* Dr. Eggman…. everything, I suppose => He probably DOES want to keep his amazing figure. XD
NurseGoldieChan: Ruby likes the Croc! :O
<PerfectChaosZero> Hey guys, what up?
<Scott> Your mom
<Scott> I mean hi
<Mog> Whenever I see or hear a girl licking I get those uncontrollable nosebleeds… or my pants start shrinking.
<SuitCase_lovesick> .
<Nurse_Goldie_Perverted> .
<Nurse_Goldie_Perverted> *licks her lolipop again* :DDDD
<SSNWadmanKiddo> KIRBY ASCII PRON!
<SSNWadmanKiddo> (>^_(>O_O)>
<Rlan> I’m buying the Love Hina DVDs.
<SuitCase_lovesick_aom> i heard love hina was garbage
<NikJamAway> well its not
<SuitCase_lovesick_aom> but you like tenchi
<NikJamAway> true
<SuitCase_lovesick_aom> :|
<NikJamAway> come to think of it, you’d hate it!
<SuitCase_lovesick_aom> alas
<SuitCase_lovesick_aom> i am right once again :\
Chiyamaya: I find my education important. =>
Chiyamaya: <— idiot.
“Who would you invite to a party?”
Lil ^_________^ (Maybe we could meet a few hours earlier, in private… *slapped*)
YES. XD *Waves a flag*
I must help you with the decorations. *Shot for idiocy*
KawaiiSuityChan: Is TEILA FOX gonna be on tomorrow? She appears good with all sorts of things like that
Neil Lafrenais: ALLY is probably.
KawaiiSuityChan: Yayfulness ^^
Neil Lafrenais: Can’t say for sure though
Neil Lafrenais: She may be dancing… in her short skirt and tight spandex top *_*
KawaiiSuityChan: :|
Neil Lafrenais: *____*
<Tomato [Blaze]> This new Droid Army Starwars GBA game isn’t half bad
<Tomato> just a little dull
<Tomato> Kind of like Suitcase :\
<Lime> =0
<Lime> mh isnt half bad? :/
…
* Tomato has quit IRC (Quit: bed)
Immediately after
<SuitCase_lan_omg> i am so not dull
<SuitCase_lan_omg> DAMN YOU
<Lime> …
<Lime> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<SuitCase_lan_omg> ;_;
* Lime laughs insanely
<Lime> that is amusing
<Lime> i would rather go out with…
<Lime> kiddo or tonic than you
<SuitCase_saddened> well you do happen to hate me :|
<SuitCase_saddened> so i can sort of understand
<Lime> thats true
<Lime> what with you being an idiot and all
<Lime> youre so idiotic that its suprising that those girls havent noticed
<Lime> unless they want a guy alot stupider than them
<Lime> which is hard considering they must be pretty stupid to like mh
<Lime> im wondering how this is possible now
<NikJam|YuYuHakusho> “SuitCase is a ladies man, all those *censored for SuitCase’s sake* school girls he’s with!”
<SuitCase> what
<Lime> dear god
<Lime> saaaaaaaay it XD
<NikJam|YuYuHakusho> what school do you go to SuitCase? :\
<SuitCase> oh yeah
* SuitCase kills NikJam
<NikJam|YuYuHakusho> :D
<Lime> but all guys are stupid
<Lime> damned men
<SuitCase> =\
<SuitCase> that is not nice
<Lime> especially certain australians
<Lime> theyre the stupidest of all
Neil Lafrenais: :| IT’S BETTER THAN YUGI
Auto response from KawaiiSuityChan: El-Hazard sucks
Neil Lafrenais: FUCK YOU
KawaiiSuityChan: Michael Jackson is good =-O
Chiyamaya: O.O?
Di Gi Charat Game of Life
KawaiiSuityChan: You can order them from the American branch of Gamers for a mere $75!
KawaiiSuityChan: I might buy one if I lose more braincells.
Chiyamaya: XD Thats very expensive.. and how are we gonna play if its in Japanese? ^.^;
Chiyamaya: Me: My turn! *Rolls dice* 7! Okay…. One.. two.. three.. four.. *Counts on* o.o;.. Weird scribbles.. I’ll pick a card =D *Takes a card*
You: What does it say?
Me: “SUITCASE IS THE WINNER. REJOICE NOW” ^.^
KawaiiSuityChan: *claws* I FEEL SICK
TeilaFox: Moh.
TeilaFox: *holds him in her arms and lifts him in the air like a doll*
TeilaFox: WHY :O
<SuitCase> HIRO
<Hiro-Kun> What?
<SuitCase> :|
<Lime> .
<Lime> :|
<Popcorn> Suite Suite you’re so Suite.
Chiyamaya: Rob: HIYA ^^ *Huggle huggle kiss* Heya, Suity. I forgot to tell you I had my period and gave birth to 15 more children. *Kiss flirt*
KawaiiSuityChan: Whoever named that band was probably on drugs.
NurseGoldieChan: They were PROBABLY like: “BRING BRING OH MY GODDDD LIKE WOWWWWW MY ALARM CLOCK IS RINGING OOOOO GROOVY IT SMELLS LIKE FLOWER POWERIN’ STRAWBERRYS MAAAAAAN *hiccup* BABY WE SHOULD NAMED A GROUP IF WE ARE EVER SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE “STRAWBERY ALARM CLOCKKKKKKK *peace sign* SAVE THE EARTH MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN.”
ChaoPar: e.e;; *shoots Barney*
ChaoPar: Barney: *deflates*
Did you see that commercial where they had a rhino attack SuitCase to prove how tough it was?
Chiyamaya: But…. its bad to not go to Assigned Detentions.. <=D I don’t want the teachers to smack you with a Dictionary..
KawaiiSuityChan: I’d smack them back with my electronic dictionary! ;-)
Chiyamaya: Then…. they’ll smack you with…. their Chalkboard. o.o;;
Chiyamaya: DON’T TAKE CHANCES. ^.^;;
Chiyamaya: Como estas? ^.^
KawaiiSuityChan: … que? :P
Chiyamaya: XD La cucaracha! =>
Long discussion of Vietnam and WWII and the cost of war
<SuitCase> nazis =\
<SuitCase> all of you
* Smidge204 sets mode +b *!*@CPE-144-132-228-195.nsw.bigpond.net.au
* You have been kicked by Smidge204 (NEIN!)
“When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive.” - George Bush
I’m amazed, actually. That had big complicated words and everything, like “missile”, “million”, “camel”, “the”, and “a”.
Neil Lafrenais: Yeah yeah, “College at 18” boy.
Neil Lafrenais: WE GET TO GO TO UNIVERSITY
Neil Lafrenais: WHICH IS A BETTER NAME
Neil Lafrenais: nyaaaaah
KawaiiSuityChan: College is for Americans.
KawaiiSuityChan: And Catholics.
Neil Lafrenais: WHAT DO YOU DO THEN?
Neil Lafrenais: Kangaroo fucking academy?
18. do you have any psychological disorders: Mother thinks I have a very low Self-Confidence. o.o; I just think I’m boring. XD
KawaiiSuityChan: All done!
Chiyamaya: ^.^ Did you eat well? I hope you didn’t stuff yourself quickly just to come back and end up plopping on the floor due to running and food swirling prematurily in your stomach.
KawaiiSuityChan: Sushi doesn’t do that to you, much ;-)
Chiyamaya: Unless its _live_ sushi. =<
Chiyamaya: I was worried that you were all alone at home for a second. I feared that something bad could happen…. like a Kangaroo ringing the doorbell and kicking you in the face once you opened it.
KawaiiSuityChan: Your cuteness can achieve anything!
Chiyamaya: *Long pause* *Background turns all red and eerie* Anyyyyythiiiing? >=D
KawaiiSuityChan: Absolutely :P
Chiyamaya: *Pause* *Backround turns all puffy and blue* I want a lollipop. =>
KawaiiSuityChan: You don’t deserve to be punished, okay? Do you want me to hit you? >:o
Chiyamaya: YES. XD
Chiyamaya: Television sucks at the precise moment. =/ I can’t wait until elections are over so I don’t have to hear another commercial screaming “DON’T VOTE FOR THIS GUY HE LIKES MEN HE LIKES THEM LONG TIME HE’S A COMMUNIST DON’T VOTE FOR HIM FAH”
Neil Lafrenais: Yeah, well
Neil Lafrenais: FINGER YOURSELF TO CLIMAX THEN
<Lime> i need sleep
<SuitCase> does this mean you will sleep?
<Lime> probably not, but im going to try =/
<SuitCase> good night :|
<Lime> night, meat loaf
<SuitCase> :(
[…] BRITISH FOOD RULES.
Neil Lafrenais: KAWAII
Neil Lafrenais: I ONLY LIKE THINGS FROM JAPAN
Neil Lafrenais: THEY ARE SPARKLY DESU
Neil Lafrenais: I’M LEARNING JAPANESE IN COLLEGE LOL
Neil Lafrenais: AND THEN I’LL GO TO JAPAN AND MEET THE INVENTOR OF BEBOP AND CUM ON HIS SHOES
Neil Lafrenais: WAHHHHHHH
<SuitCase> i constantly deserve presents for being so cool, though
<Zhan|Awake> HAPPY 20th OF OCTOBER SUITCASE!
* Zhan|Awake gives SuitCase a present
<SuitCase> ^_^
NurseGoldieChan: I named my Pikachu “Bitch”. :-[
NurseGoldieChan: And then on the screen it says “GO BITCH!”
*Makes a fist* Yo. Izz may’ Bizz-NAWS to be pissed off at the Teacher for givin’ me a 77%. HOLLER.
NurseGoldieChan: *gives Neil a prostitute Rabi Plushie* ;_; I hate seeing you in a bad mood. I hope you feel better. Oh yes, the clothes are UN-DRESSABLE. ;-)
NurseGoldieChan: :’( Bleach said you raped me.
NurseGoldieChan: AND YOU FINGERED ME.
KawaiiSuityChan: =-O!
KawaiiSuityChan: He is saying that :-(
NurseGoldieChan: :-\
DjBleach69: suitcase is going to jail for a long time
NurseGoldieChan: ;_;
NurseGoldieChan: Yse.
DjBleach69: he has no defense
DjBleach69: his sperm was found all over you
KawaiiSuityChan: :’(…
NurseGoldieChan: …:-[…
KawaiiSuityChan: :-[…
KawaiiSuityChan: … ;-)
NurseGoldieChan: … :-*
* Pop is now known as Pop|DDR
<SuitCase> any form of that game is for absolute nerds
<Pop|DDR> And cool dudes like me.
<SuitCase> quiet, absolute nerd
<Pop|DDR> Damn. He’s onto me.
<Popcorn> SuitCase.
<Popcorn> Isn’t DBZ crap?
* SuitCase giggles
<SuitCase> quite
<Popcorn> And isn’t PSO Episode 2 hardly a sequel at all?
<SuitCase> absolutely not
<Popcorn> MY FWEND
* Popcorn hugs SuitCase.
<SuitCase> ^___^
<BlazeHedgehog> Madmen
ChibiSailorWing6: mecha watcha doin?^.^
SAsMetallaChan: Playing SA2 two player, trying to get a good look at Metal.
ChibiSailorWing6: mecha?^.^!!!
SAsMetallaChan: Yes?
ChibiSailorWing6: who’s metal?=\
SAsMetallaChan: O____O
SAsMetallaChan: Metal Sonic.
ChibiSailorWing6: ooo tha black one?0.0!!
SAsMetallaChan: O____________________________________O
ChibiSailorWing6: o.o;
SAsMetallaChan: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChibiSailorWing6: his voice is all deeep-ish ^.^
ChibiSailorWing6: o.o?
SAsMetallaChan: NOO-OOO!
ChibiSailorWing6: ;.;?
KawaiiSuityChan: That’s Shadow, Chibi :P
ChibiSailorWing6: oh o.o;
ChibiSailorWing6: OHH 0.0!!!
ChibiSailorWing6: tha fat purple thingy?o.o
SAsMetallaChan: *SHREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
KawaiiSuityChan: ;-) at Mecha
SAsMetallaChan: ;D ;D ;D!!!
NurseGoldieChan: I wonder where Neil is! =-O
KawaiiSuityChan: Out being a fag.
NurseGoldieChan: muh
NurseGoldieChan: I SHOULD OF GUESSED
NurseGoldieChan: Probably playing “OLD MAID” at his house with a few of his friends, smoking their pipes and wearing their robes, and drinking their hot tea. :|!!
NurseGoldieChan: AND HIS BUTLER JEEVES COMES OUT SAYING “GOOD MORNING MASTER NEIL, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SHORTBREAD COOKIES FOR YOU AND YOUR DEVINE FRIENDS TO DIP WITH?” AND NEIL IS LIKE “OH, THAT’S OKAY BUTLER JEEVES. YOU MAY DO THE LAUNDRY NOW. MY PETTICOAT NEEDS A WASHING” and the master butler JEEVES says “Okay then. CHERRIO MASTER NEIL”. AND NEIL SAYS “CHERRIO”.
Chiyamaya: You know that you have to stop being so weak-minded. You have to be like a barracuda and stand up for yourself just like your hair!
<cake> zhan is turning japanese.
<Lime> his real name is meaty-mc-meat head
When Suitcase was a young man he always told me “I want to move to America AND BE AN AMERICAN!” He lives this dream today and is proud to say he’s an American.
<Mog> [Mog Script]-[Store of Boredom]-[ Kinky SuitCase’s Water Breaking Blow Up Doll ]
<HappyHappyDark> :O
<Nurse_Goldie|SLEEEP> I’LL BID $100.
<Mog> [Mog Script]-[Store of Boredom]-[ Sexy SuitCase’s Di Gi Charat Mineral Water ]
<HappyHappyDark> …
<HappyHappyDark> XDXDXD
<Mog> ;D
Chiyamaya: HIS HOLY HAIR GLOWS JUST LIKE SUITCASE’S HOLY FOOT.
KawaiiSuityChan: … ;-)
Chiyamaya: XD It did glow! If you show the foot in public, they’ll probably make news reports of you and have old ladies preach about how “GOD SENT HIS FOOT TO SAVE ME FROM FALLING DOWN THE STAIR FAH LAH LAH”
KawaiiSuityChan: Just… maybe :P
Chiyamaya: Then you’ll create a new religion! Footism! =D
Chiyamaya: *Looks around* *Whispers* Make every day a Holiday so I won’t go to school *Wink wink* XD
KawaiiSuityChan: Only if you become a Secular Footist and vow never to become a Footdementalist. ;-)
Chiyamaya: ….Will I wear pretty robes?
KawaiiSuityChan: Sure!
Chiyamaya: HUZZAH! XD
Journal entry
Chiyamaya: Make it longer XD
Chiyamaya: ….So long, even HISTORY can’t beat it! =D You’ll be known as the Titan of type, the King of “Klick klick klick”, the Patriot of Pages, the Ruler of RAM Drives!
Esrever: I’ve been getting the Klez virus in my inbox claiming to be from people on this board all the time. So far I’ve got it from Popcorn, Segaholic, Delphine and Alexis.
Popcorn: Actually, I sent the virus myself on purpose. I secretly enjoyed it, too.
KawaiiSuityChan: I NEED TO WRITE ANOTHER 1800 WORDS IN MY JOURNAL ENTRY
KawaiiSuityChan: WHAT DO I WRITE ABOUT
KawaiiElliotChan: YOUR PENIS THAT YOU DONT HAVE
KawaiiElliotChan: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
<Mog> [Mog Script]-[Store of Boredom]-[ “I cant believe its not lesbian” SuitCase’s Water Breaking Blow Up Doll ]
NurseGoldieChan: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YEW? :-(
DjBleach69: ARE YOU INSULTING THE JEWS NOW?!
<Neb> Edonkey is such an ass.
<Neb> (GET IT? LOLOLOLOLOLOL)
NurseGoldieChan: brb ned to take my pillz
NurseGoldieChan: bak
ChibiSailorWing6: I STILLLL wanna run away with you and produce many littal children^.^!! Rememeber, we could name them Kid, other kid and annotoheher kid? O.O???? and you can be papa joe^.^
DigitalZepher: moh
HappyHappyDark: i am crafted
DigitalZepher: MOH!
HappyHappyDark: i am crafted
221. What do you think of Bush?: He makes funny speeches sometimes XD
…
252. Bill Clinton?: He was hilarious XD
Feeding thine Missy ^.^; Be back in a couple of minutes or hours or so =>..
KawaiiSuityChan: Did you hear the news about Scott? HE HAS A GIRLFRIIIIEEEEND
Neil Lafrenais: moh
Neil Lafrenais: What’s her name? LENWIN?
<Lime> mh, what happened to my hair stuff
<SuitCase> you probably put it somewhere
<Lime> correct
<SuitCase> oh yay
<SuitCase> i am downloading hitman 2
<SuitCase> my life will soon be close to complete :\
<SuitCase> i still need rollercoaster tycoon
<Lime> YES, MH
<Lime> THEN YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE
<Lime> AND YOU CAN DIE
<SuitCase> that wasn’t nice :|
<Lime> lets hope it wasnt
* SuitCase cries
<SuitCase> i am hungry
<Lime> go get something fattening
<Lime> then you can have a heart attack and die faster
<NikJam|YuYuHakusho08> that was mean
<Lime> not only that, but it was so funny :O
SAsMetallaChan: SUITY!
SAsMetallaChan: *glomp*
KawaiiSuityChan: :||
NurseGoldieChan: moh
KawaiiSuityChan: *hugs Mecha* :-D
SAsMetallaChan: Mah ha. *sticks tongue out at Goldie*
NurseGoldieChan: :O? @ Mecha
SAsMetallaChan: >D! @ Goldie
KawaiiSuityChan: ;-)!! at Mecha
NurseGoldieChan: :-.
<Popcorn> The absolute most annoying thing about the internet is this.
<Popcorn> You can’t type “plumber” into a search engine and then be directed to a website with a picture of a plumber on it.
<Popcorn> If you type “plumber” into a search engine you are directed to a website about a plumbing company with a clever logo.
<Popcorn> And the website of a corporate computer business called “Plumber Technologies”.
<Popcorn> And usually some kind of inventive porn site using interior plumbing to provide sexual innovation of some kind.
<Popcorn> But you do not get a picture of a plumber.
<Popcorn> How does one come across pictures of plumbers?
<Popcorn> Where can I get a simple, honest photo of a plumber?
Addressing Goldie after I announce I shall be right back
SAsMetallaChan: Your Suitgull is flying away.
<Lime> ya know, just because youre an aussie doesnt mean youre an american =0
<Moogle> that made absolutely no sense
<Lime> so you think aussies are american? =0
NurseGoldieChan: WE ASK WHAT KIND OF JOB NEIL HAS.
NurseGoldieChan: AND NEIL SAYS “I’VE BEEN FIRED YESTERDAY FROM WORKING AT MCDONALDS SO NOW I’M FIDDLING WITH MY BALLS SUCKING ON EGGS AND ASKING PEOPLE FOR MONEY”.
KawaiiSuityChan: He could be CHIEF NERD at Sonic Team or something. “MR NAKA MR NAKA HE HAS FOUR SPIKES NOT THREE” “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ENGLISH NERDDDDAHHH”
Neokku: … XD
Neokku: actually… he has… six.
Neokku: but i wouldn’t dare to disagree.
KawaiiSuityChan: YOU NERD
NurseGoldieChan: NO
NurseGoldieChan: WORKING AT SONIC TEAM WOULD BE GOOOOD.
NurseGoldieChan: WELL
NurseGoldieChan: HE’D BE WORKING AS A NERD.
NurseGoldieChan: BUT STILL.
NurseGoldieChan: I FIND IT AMUSING WHEN HE’S SUCKING ON HIS BALLS FIDDLING WITH EGGS.
NurseGoldieChan: ERRRR…
NurseGoldieChan: OTHER WAY AROUND
Tenchi
<SuitCase> but it’s a pretty bad show so it’s hard even for ryoko :|
<Lime> it is not!
<Lime> i cant even…
<Lime> you…
<Lime> not that i respected you before, but now youre at like, -9798740897089470
Short discussion of how the MEGAKOREKUSHON cover lacked Metal
SAsMetallaChan: *oekaki’s* Metaru.
KawaiiSuityChan: Inspired by the absence of a character - that’s interesting.
SAsMetallaChan: Every other thing inspires me to draw him, so why -not- his absence?
Neil Lafrenais: PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE WITHANAKEDGOLDIEONTOPPLEASE PLEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
KawaiiSuityChan: I suppose. I’d think it’s more to do with you never hearing “el cucaracha” before, though… if you started to call a… *glances around* table a “modem”, things would sound wrong, but there really wouldn’t be that much difference.
Chiyamaya: *Long pause* Why’d you glance around? ^.^;;
KawaiiSuityChan: Had to find two objects to use in the example ;-)
Chiyamaya: Ohh…. I thought you didn’t want anyone to know what you were saying…. XD
KawaiiSuityChan: The language nazis are… watching…
Chiyamaya: *Looks around* *Turns to Suitcase* They’re hiding in the attic. Take the adjectives and verbs and meet me in the library. I’ll take care of the nouns and adverbs *Wink wink*
ChibiSailorWing6: YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME!!!
ChibiSailorWing6: ::rips off her clothes to stand in only a kinky leather strap outfit, clings to him:: >.<;;
KawaiiSuityChan: =-O!!
KawaiiSuityChan: What would your mother think of this? :-\
ChibiSailorWing6: Mom: ::cheering her on:: GO CHIBI! GO!!!
ChibiSailorWing6: ^.^!!!
ChibiSailorWing6: ducky lucky gotta fucky =oD
ChibiSailorWing6: pass it on 0.0 BYYEE^.^!!
Neil Lafrenais: DOES GOLDIE LIKE HER GAMECUBE? DOES SHE LIKE TO STROKE HER GAMECUBE? DOES SHE STROKE IT FOR MAGAZINES?
NurseGoldieChan: YSE.
Neil Lafrenais: DO THEY PAY HER TO STROKE IT WHILE :-* - ing?
NurseGoldieChan: YSE. :-*!
NurseGoldieChan: I’M A PROSTICUBE.
Neil Lafrenais: Goldie was whining about how much she missed you.
KawaiiSuityChan: ;_;
KawaiiSuityChan: Was she angry and stuff that I didn’t say goodbye?
Neil Lafrenais: No.
Neil Lafrenais: She just cried a lot
Neil Lafrenais: So I hit her.
* GeckoYamori has joined #srb2
<Kati-at-College> Hi Gecko
<GeckoYamori> Hi
<GeckoYamori> (Who’s Kati?)
<SuitCase> male
<Kati-at-College> o.O
Solude Chan: :-\
Auto response from KawaiiSuityChan: Canberra, back in longer than you can wait :|
Solude Chan: i will only wait for thirty seconds
Solude Chan: =/
Auto response from KawaiiSuityChan: Canberra, back in longer than you can wait :|
Solude Chan: it has been over 18 minutes
Solude Chan: i will not stand for your rude lies
Solude Chan signed off at 6.58.08 am.
<SuitCase> i am bidding on too much stuff
<SuitCase> i demand money
<MistaED> it’s called junk, suitcase
<SuitCase> SHUT IT
<SuitCase> di gi charat mineral water is not junk
<BlazeHedgehog> …
<BlazeHedgehog> DiGi Charat… Mineral Water?
<BlazeHedgehog> Wow. Suitcase has become a geek.
<SuitCase> I THINK NOT YOUNG MAN
<Joe_Fox> has become?
<MistaED> XD
<BlazeHedgehog> I’m older than you, Suitcase
<MistaED> ever heard of the tap, suitcase?
<SuitCase> BUGGER THE TAP
<BlazeHedgehog> lol
<BlazeHedgehog> Suitcase is a yuppie
<BlazeHedgehog> “Eeew Tapwater! Gross!”
<SuitCase> i drink filtered water :|
<BlazeHedgehog> haha
<BlazeHedgehog> YUPPIE NERD
<SuitCase> filthy pig
<BlazeHedgehog> WHEN YOU GONNA GET YOUR SUV?
<BlazeHedgehog> HM?
<SuitCase> WHAT
<SuitCase> you lamer
<BlazeHedgehog> I’m not the one drinking filtered water
<BlazeHedgehog> or bidding on anime-licensed mineral water
<BlazeHedgehog> ANIME. LICENSED. MINERAL WATER.
[unrealsword] anyone got some Harry Potter yaowi
[unrealsword] i NEED!
You have just entered room “BEOS SUX.”
KawaiiElliotChan: FUCK YOU
NurseGoldieChan: Suitcase finds Tenchi’s singing arrousing. :-[
KawaiiSuityChan: No :-(
NurseGoldieChan: Yes. :-(
KawaiiSuityChan: No :-[
NurseGoldieChan: Yes. :-\
KawaiiSuityChan: No :’(!
NurseGoldie>Chan: YES. >:o
KawaiiSuityChan: =-O
KawaiiSuityChan: Yes :-[
NurseGoldieChan: :-)
KawaiiSuityChan: This chat is lively :-\
TP Scotty: You poof.
NurseGoldieChan: :-[
NurseGoldieChan: I might even think of getting a beige Dell.
NurseGoldieChan: Like Suity’s. :-[
TP Scotty: Just marry him already
TP Scotty: Go on :P
KawaiiSuityChan: It is Sakebi.
x sakebi x: Yes.
x sakebi x: Bringer of bacon.
<Rlan> Besides, I’m actually going away in 2 weeks for a week, so I won’t be around.
<PerfectChaosZero> Actually… That is a good idea though. That way, we can have an admin around most of the time, should accounts need fixing
<PerfectChaosZero> Actually… I’m online nearly 24/7, so I can actually do the job quite well :O
<SuitCase> YOU ARE ALL OVERUSING THE WORD “ACTUALLY”
<SuitCase> ACTUALLY YOU NEED TO SHUT IT
<Rlan> Actually, we’re not.
<Rlan> HAR
<SuitCase> YOU ARE ACTUALLY IRRITATING ME
<Rlan> YOU ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF LEATHER
NurseGoldieChan: I’m going to quit school.
NurseGoldieChan: :-D
Neil Lafrenais: Goldie: Not a good idea. Trust me YOU can ride it out easily.
NurseGoldieChan: :-\ I’d just find a job that offers Children.
Neil Lafrenais: “SLAVE LABOUR - Please go to PO BOX 45 and ask for ‘Mr. Cruelmonger’”
* Nurse_Goldie squeezes Suitcase
<Nurse_Goldie> ^-^
* SuitCase squeezes goldie back
<Nurse_Goldie> ;x
<SuitCase> :D
<Nurse_Goldie> n.n ~<3
<cake> Don’t make me beat you in front of your friends son.
<PerfectChaosZero> :O
<NikJam|YuYuHakusho06> :O
<Joe_Fox> :O
* Matt_TY sticks two or more fingers down his own throat
<Nurse_Goldie> WHAT
DjBleach69: would you like to touch my penis :-\?
DjBleach69: i am a sex machine
You’re absolutely correct as far as the authority stuff goes, though :) Death be to fascists!
Right on! *Waves a flag*
*Long pause* Death? Can’t we just throw them in a non-killing-bottomless-pit or something? ^.^;
Me =D <— Wuss
NurseGoldieChan: Mark: *gets out of house and ruffles Suitcase’s hair* :-*
Solude Chan: O_O
Solude Chan: *puts Mark back in his house and completely destroys mh*
Solude Chan: :-\!
Solude Chan: i must call Mark
DjBleach69: :-\!
DjBleach69: yes
NurseGoldieChan: *steals Mark from you* :O
NurseGoldieChan: Mmm…Sexy Mark :-*
Solude Chan: O_O!
Solude Chan: *murders goldie* :-[
NurseGoldieChan: *licks Mark’s eyes* =-O
Solude Chan: he is sexy =o
NurseGoldieChan: Mark is yummy. :-*!
NurseGoldieChan: *licks his hair* :-[!
Solude Chan: =-O
Solude Chan: you cannot taste my Mark :-\
KawaiiSuityChan: Have you installed XP SP1?
dinosaur1174: yeah
KawaiiSuityChan: Do you have a legal copy of XP?
dinosaur1174: yeah
KawaiiSuityChan: DIE
dinosaur1174: yeah
…. *Pretends to steal Neil’s nose* WHERES YOUR NOSE WHERE’S YOUR NOSE?? *Shows thumb* THERES YOUR NOSE!! XD *Prances around like a constipated idiot*
NurseGoldieChan: YOU WANNA HAVE SEX IN THE MORNING.
NurseGoldieChan: SEX IN THE EVENING
NurseGoldieChan: SEX AT SUPPERTIME.
NurseGoldieChan: IT’S SEX ON A BAGEL FOR NEIL.
NurseGoldieChan: AND IT’S SEX EVERYTIME.
NurseGoldieChan: FOR NEIL.
Sithgod107: i mean… just eat the pig
Sithgod107: sheesh
DjBleach69: =-O
DjBleach69: YOU MUST DIE
Sithgod107: :-\
Sithgod107: crazy jews
KawaiiSuityChan: YO NEIL
Neil Lafrenais: YO MOTHERFUCKER
Neil Lafrenais: WASS HAPPENIN’
KawaiiSuityChan: Damn.
KawaiiSuityChan: YOUR KUNG FU IS NO GOOD, GOLDIE
Neil Lafrenais: Oh pish orf.
NurseGoldieChan: :-\
NurseGoldieChan: ;_; at Suitcase.
NurseGoldieChan: *KUNG FU’S NEIL*
NurseGoldieChan: :-[
KawaiiSuityChan: :-D!
Neil Lafrenais: FUCK THAT HURT
KawaiiSuityChan: *hugs Goldie*
Neil Lafrenais: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT
NurseGoldieChan: =^-^=
NurseGoldieChan: I wanna do another job! :-[
DjBleach69: how about a blowjob
NurseGoldieChan: :-\
NurseGoldieChan: NO.
TeilaFox has entered the room.
TeilaFox: Carrot CAKE.
NurseGoldieChan: YANKEE SOUL SISTA! =O
Neil Lafrenais: YOU LISTEN TO ME
Neil Lafrenais: YOU PIG
Neil Lafrenais: AND YOU LISTEN GOOD
Neil Lafrenais: YOU LISTENING?
KawaiiSuityChan: NO
Neil Lafrenais: Oh.
Neil Lafrenais: Alright.
Neil Lafrenais: *wanks*
KawaiiSuityChan: .
Neil Lafrenais: nnnggggghhhhhryoooookoooooooo
Chaotix Emerald has entered the room.
HappyHappyDark: :o
HappyHappyDark: NO TIME FOR GAMES?!?
Chaotix Emerald: Correct.
Chaotix Emerald has left the room.
<SuitCase> ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART WOULD LOVE ME TOOOOOOOO
<SuitCase> ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS AND LOVE ME TOOOOO
<SuitCase> WHY DON’T YOOOOU
* SuitCase melts
<BlazeHedgehog> ..
<BlazeHedgehog> Suitcase, you big weirdo
<Lime> this is not amusing
* Lime puts obake in a box
<mike> If I have one more person telling me to ‘never forget’ I’m going to punch them in the face.
<Donnyku> Never Forget what?
<Donnyku> 9/11?
<mike> I dunno. I forgot
HappyHappyDark: *takes pictures of Elli0rt and Luggage in tub*
HappyHappyDark: These should fetch me a good price on the Luggage and Elli0rt in tub black market!11
<Popcorn> Suitcase.
<SuitCase> enough =\
<Popcorn> What!!
<SuitCase> YOU HEARD ME
<Popcorn> Suit… Case. :/
<SuitCase> :\
<Popcorn> SuitCase. FAT.
<SuitCase> what are you implying :\
<Popcorn> I’m saying that you make this noise: “eeeee”.
<SuitCase> that is pure nonsense
<Popcorn> Oh yeah?!
<Popcorn> Well how do you explain the fact that you are, at this VERY MOMENT, making THIS noise: “eeeee”?
KawaiiSuityChan: Goldie set her clock to my timezone because she loves me so much ^_^
Neil Lafrenais: … GO MARRY HER
Neil Lafrenais: GO ON
And I know too much. Ask Goldie, Sakebi, or SuitCase. :|
Pikaben the Neko: Paper or Plastic?
NurseGoldieChan: Boxers. :-[
Pikaben sings “When A Man Loves A Woman”, addressing myself
NurseGoldieChan: =-O
KawaiiSuityChan: Wait…
KawaiiSuityChan: Are either of us women? :-[
Pikaben the Neko: No. :-[
KawaiiSuityChan: Shit.
Neil Lafrenais: Pudding is now sexy that I’ve beaten her.
KawaiiSuityChan: Pudding has an artificial nose :-\
Neil Lafrenais: Still
Neil Lafrenais: She’s nice and small and do-able.
KawaiiSuityChan: How can you have your heart ripped out by Chibi?
Neil Lafrenais: Chibi: ^^ hi rob
Rob: *puts his hand down her shirt*
Chibi: O_o
Rob: um…
Chibi: ;-;
Rob: YOU HEARTBREAKER. *does something melodramatic and untrue. Like cuts his wrists or something*
Chibi: -.-
Neil Lafrenais: STOP DESIGNING GIRLS LJ’S
Neil Lafrenais: IT’S BAD FOR YOU
<LEO_IS_SEX> THUNDERJESUS… GO!
SAsMetallaChan: He’s white with orange ears and tip of tail. He doesn’t have a name yet but I wanna name him Snot.
NurseGoldieChan: I HAVEN’T SEEN SUITCASE’S PICTURE.
NurseGoldieChan: NOR HAS HE SEEN MINE.
KawaiiSuityChan: 8-)
Neil Lafrenais: |<1|\||<Y
NurseGoldieChan: |=0/-\|)
<Nurse_Goldie> EVERYONE HERE IS NICE ^.^
<Scott> Goldie’s super. ^_^
TP Scotty: Send that to me and/or I’ll rape you.
TP Scotty: Goldie likes the song, but her watching it would cause too much political tension between the Federated States of SuitCase and the Empire of Goldie.
dinosaur1174: hairbear1174 wanted me ask you if you were y2k compliant
NurseGoldieChan: Neil is a Fag.
NurseGoldieChan: He likes to act like a hag.
NurseGoldieChan: He barfs in a bag.
NurseGoldieChan: That’s Neil…
NurseGoldieChan: the fag :D
NurseGoldieChan: *plays her bongos*
<Zhan|VirginVS> My mom had a cat that said “Mao” a long while ago
NurseGoldieChan: *hears Suitgulls outside her window*
NurseGoldieChan: *SEA (WTFFFFFFF)
DjBleach69: SUITCASE
DjBleach69: EMERSON
DjBleach69: WINCHESTER
DjBleach69: III
DjBleach69: ;-)
Neil Lafrenais: hiya suitcase ^^;;; um, i’ve been meaning to ask you somethin’… um… would you guu out with mwee? n.n
<NEiL_BROWN> I won’t spoil anal for you, don’t worry.
<Nurse_Goldie> I don’t want to know.
<NEiL_BROWN> muhh
<SSNWadmanKiddo> She’s heard enough for now… I think..
<Nurse_Goldie> Is that like Nasal?
<NEiL_BROWN> … bohhh
<NEiL_BROWN> I return!
<NEiL_BROWN> Watching Asterix.
<NEiL_BROWN> He’s like Rayman but homosexual.
Looking forward to school?
- YES I AM A FAG
- NO SCHOOL IS FOR FAGS
NurseGoldieChan: So I’m not allowed to like DI GI CHARAT? :O
KawaiiSuityChan: Well, you are, since you introduced me to it :P
NurseGoldieChan: Yes.
NurseGoldieChan: I LIKED IT WAY BEFORE YOU DID.
KawaiiSuityChan: Thus making you = awesome and me = mindless sheep
KawaiiSuityChan: ;_;
NurseGoldieChan: Nooo ;_; You no mindless sheep. That job is taken ;-) *coughneilcough*
“I SPEAKA DA ENGRISH”
“SONNIKU CORRECTION SHIT IS WILL BE YUJI DUCK”
“WE SHALL NEVER FOREVER FORGIVE YOU”
NurseGoldieChan: [link to Golden Pancake]
NurseGoldieChan: COME TO MY BOARD
NurseGoldieChan: THEY HAVE EMOTICONS
NurseGoldieChan: ONE IS A NINJA
NurseGoldieChan: *huggles her IP* n.n
KawaiiSuityChan: Any serious ideas as to why he is being all pissy?
Neil Lafrenais: I know he isn’t as good as you or I with the whole “I can bounce back from anything”.
KawaiiSuityChan: ^_~ *huggsss*
Neil Lafrenais: GET THE FUCK OFF ME
Neil Lafrenais: You fucking pervs.
Neil Lafrenais: Go read some french art books or something.
KawaiiSuityChan: *snuggles up to Scott*
Neil Lafrenais: >< NYOOO
<cake> Hanible Luggage is your leader…he gives you energy.
<cake> He is annoyed because you are not worshipping him right now. You have annoyed him.
<cake> I will report this to the president of the Pie.
<cake> he will learn of your ways, adopt them and turn you into a utopia of nothing.
<Nancy> at our church the wine is optional :/
<Nancy> mostly because it is crap :O
KawaiiElliotChan: We read it for English class :-\
KawaiiElliotChan: I failed most of the quizzes, but got an A on the test. This teacher had the weirdest quizzes ever. ;P
KawaiiElliotChan: “WHERE DID SO-AND-SO GO AFTER HE LEFT THE HOTEL???”
KawaiiElliotChan: How the fuck am I supposed to remember these things? ;P I know what happened, but not where the fuck the guy went.
KawaiiSuityChan: The park :\
KawaiiElliotChan: STFU
<cake> Smindas is Luggage’s long lost brother from the east.
* cake throws binary number at luggage
<Smindas> Son of a bitch
<Smindas> Go screw a camel
<NikJam|PilotCandidate09-Finale> camel?
<NikJam|PilotCandidate09-Finale> and son?
<NikJam|PilotCandidate09-Finale> youre a drug addict, arent you?
<Smindas> Nik: It’s 9:30am in the morning, i just got up
<Smindas> Do you SERIOUSLY think I care?
<NikJam|PilotCandidate09-Finale> DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT I AM NOT NIK
<NikJam|PilotCandidate09-Finale> YOUR BRAIN MUST HAVE BEEN SQUISHED INTO SOME GIANT’S ORANGE BRAIN JUICE
<NikJam|PilotCandidate09-Finale> orange brain juice being a hybrid of orange juice and brain juice
<NikJam|PilotCandidate09-Finale> not brain juice that is the color orange
DjBleach69: SUIT-CASE
KawaiiSuityChan: NO
DjBleach69: WHAT OF THAT
KawaiiSuityChan: SHUT IT
KawaiiSuityChan: ACE is great.
Neil Lafrenais: ?
KawaiiSuityChan: I just aced 43mb of text (my AIM logs :-[) and ended up with a 4.5mb file.
Neil Lafrenais: :\
Neil Lafrenais: Give.
KawaiiSuityChan: Nwuuu.
Neil Lafrenais: Yesh.
The chicks in Beach Spikers never did it for me— they look weirdly plasticky and awkward. DOA looks like a whole different ball game, though, if you’ll excuse the fantastic pun, which I expect you won’t.
KawaiiSuityChan: GOLIDE
NurseGoldieChan: SUTIY ^.^
* NEiL_BROWN changes topic to ‘SUITCASE IS A WILLY’
* SuitCase changes topic to ‘NEIL IS AN IGNORANT PIECE OF FUCK’
* NEiL_BROWN changes topic to ‘SuitCase sucks on Goldie’s nipples while fingering Hannah-Chan. ^^;; kawaii’
<SuitCase> Oh, fuck that.
<NEiL_BROWN> muh - Yes, okay, you’re right
* NEiL_BROWN changes topic to ‘SuitCase sucks on Goldie’s nipples while FUCKING Hannah-Chan. ^^;; kawaii’
<NEiL_BROWN> Happy?
DjBleach69: Gustav is a rare and malignant type of :-! usually associated with exposure to asbestos
EdzdudE: You’re lame, Bitch Queen.
EdzdudE: =/
Solude Chan: HEY
Solude Chan: thats Master Bitch Queen Goddess Person to you
KawaiiSuityChan: “Hand job” = assisted masturbation, Goldie. You need not know more than that :-\
NurseGoldieChan: O.O
Neil Lafrenais: MOH
Neil Lafrenais: You told her!
Neil Lafrenais: You perv.
KawaiiSuityChan: You think I’m the perv? Ask Goldie what Scott’s taught her.
Neil Lafrenais: bohhh
NurseGoldieChan: YES.
KawaiiSuityChan: Hand jobs are mild. Goldie’s more sexually aware than most porn stars.
KawaiiSuityChan: Which… bit [of SA’s plot] are you talking about?
Neil Lafrenais: Oh, you know
Neil Lafrenais: Where Eggman goes “I got thees mad stone tabletz mofos. I can now unlock the power of Choaz, yo yo.”, and Sonic goes “fuck. dat is der fuck i fought last night, homeboy (referring to Miles)”.
Neil Lafrenais: I mean, as homeboy
Neil Lafrenais: Not Miles as the creature
Neil Lafrenais: OH YOU FUCKING KNOW
Lexef Mobius: Why must you :-\ when you can =/
DjBleach69: :-\ art far more fair then =\
Elliotro: STFU SUITCASE U DO CRACK
KawaiiSuityChan: GO HAVE SEX WITH BEOS YOU LAME ASS
Elliotro: I WILL FUCK YEAH
Elliotro: I’M STICKING IT IN THE O =-O
Elliotro: WTF
Elliotro: AM I DOING
Elliotro: WOW
KawaiiSuityChan: MMM MMM MMM MULTIMEDIA OPERATING SYSTEM FOR THE NEW BROADBAND WHOOPS GO BANKRUPT I AM IN TROUBLE NOW
Elliotro: I’M HAVING SEX IN REALTIME
Elliotro: I’M HAVING SEX FASTER THAN EVER
Elliotro: MY PENIS IS MULTITHREADED
DjBleach69: suitcase is the man
DjBleach69: :-\!!
KawaiiSuityChan: :-D
DjBleach69: ;-)
Isambard X: u’satalkinbaktamebeh! *shakes him* nau’slistetame! u’sgwenwerkdemfelds,yahea?! HEA?! HEA HEA HEA! Gwennoboy, ferIwhipsyas!
DelphineK: *slaps Bard upside the head* Snap out of it, dude!
Isambard X: I have an Uncle that talks like that.
DelphineK: what’s what?
DelphineK: perhaps I should pay attention
Isambard X: Mario Sunshine
FOcast Squirrel: Quasi-sequel to Mario 64
Isambard X: What the FUCK is this preoccupation with the word “Quasi”? Get one of those dictionary calenders?
Isambard X: Was it the word of the day at dictionary.com?
FOcast Squirrel: Yeah. It has amazing esoteric value.
Out of nowhere
SquigglesTheChao: Sorry!
KawaiiSuityChan: You’re not forgiven, you bastard.
x sakebi x: o.O
KawaiiSuityChan: :-[
TP Scotty: That’s our SuitCase! *audience laughs*
ChaosKid8711: can i eat ur pussy?
Solude Chan: no :D
Solude Chan: DEAR GOD I HATE YOU ^_________________^
<Scott> Oh, and Ben - shut up. You’re really annoying.
<Pikaben> …?
<Scott> “<Pikaben> PLAY SWEET HOME YOU INSIGNIFICANT CASUAL GAMER. :/”
<Scott> That for instance was very annoying.
<Scott> And you’re always like that, and it’s very annoying.
* BlazeHedgehog gives Scott his Prozac
<BlazeHedgehog> Cheeeell, my brudda.
TP Scotty: GOLDIE
NurseGoldieChan: Yes?
TP Scotty: Put on some pants, dammit.
TP Scotty: We’re going to Sears.
NurseGoldieChan: o__O;;
NurseGoldieChan: Why?
TP Scotty: To buy a new refridgerator.
NurseGoldieChan: o.o;;;
TP Scotty: And while we’re at it.
TP Scotty: We’ll get a refrigerator too
NurseGoldieChan: XD
TP Scotty: Now I know what Suit’s thinking - “HOW DO YOU FRIGERATE SOMETHING TWICE?” Let’s move on.
TP Scotty: ALRIGHT I ADMIT IT
TP Scotty: I have had my period before, are you happy? You beat the truth out of me.
NurseGoldieChan: O_________o
TP Scotty: It’s best if you don’t ask.
NurseGoldieChan: MEN HAVE PERIODS?!
TP Scotty: OF COURSE NOT
TP Scotty: XD
NurseGoldieChan: MY GOD.
NurseGoldieChan: I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN - Scott
NurseGoldieChan: Actually, I’d say something more…um…disgusting ;D
NurseGoldieChan: I FEEL LIKE A WOM*- SCOTT 3:16
TP Scotty: I feel like a wombat.
TP Scotty: SUITCASE
TP Scotty: AUTOGRAPH MY BREASTS
Gapchick13579:did you and jon hook up?
DjBleach69: i hope not
DjBleach69: australia is for kangaroos
DjBleach69: :-\
KawaiiSuityChan: :-\
KawaiiSuityChan: preposterous
DjBleach69: :-(
NurseGoldieChan: NO
NurseGoldieChan: I AM A CHAO
Solude Chan: YOU ARE A FISH
Solude Chan: YOU FISH FACE
Solude Chan: FISHIE FISH FACE
Solude Chan: FISHIE FISHIE FISHIE FACE
Evil Sizer Chan: i bet your name is ferretface
* Smidge204 stares at BlazeHedgehog
<BlazeHedgehog> Yes?
<BlazeHedgehog> Am I too sexy for you or something?
* Smidge204 goes blind
<Lime> HA
<Lime> shadow.. kawaii?!
<Lime> with that hair?!
<Lime> please
<Lime> he has.. the WORST hair style i have ever seen
Evil Sizer Chan: happy birthday, you tub of lard :-/
dinosaur1174: some GAYHOMOFAG JAPIMATOR HAS ANIME’D MY FUCKING PC AND IT EATS COKC
TP Scotty: Rami’s clothes are actually somewhat comfortable
Neil Lafrenais: [dryly] Hello space cats.
Evil Sizer Chan: shut it, meat man
UberPep has entered the room.
Isambard X: Everyone, this is Peppy. He has trouble with self confidence and keeping an erection. Say hello to everyone, Peppy.
UberPep: Damn you Isambard.
Isambard X: Aw it’s okay, Peppy.
Isambard X: Everyone, give Peppy a guy.
<Admiral_Ackbar> Sunglasses make anything cool
<Scott> Naturally
<Admiral_Ackbar> Seriously. If you laid a pair of sunglasses on a pile of dog-crap it would be an instant celebrity
Uaboo72: a/s/l
ChaoPar: something/somewhat/somewhere
it is june
Would you ever wear a THONG THA THONG THONG THONG?: No.
There ya go MrMs. I’m-a-guy-impersonating-James-from-the-Acapulco-Episode =>
SuitCase874: I’ve sorta given-in, too. But at least we can accept it’s not a magical power or anything dumb like that!
SuitCase874: Argh.
SuitCase874: Remove the “!” and replace with a “.”.
SuitCase874: I sound too enthusiastic.
Neil Lafrenais: mohhh. Aw. First time for everything I suppose.
HappyHappyScott: Hmm. I need something to wash down the disintegrated remains of a rabbit of the chocolate race.
SuitCase874: Argh. Do you have a VQF input plugin for Winamp?
Peporbinaut: *head explodes*
SuitCase874: Okay.
squirrelknight26: So, Cheesecake is a pie.
SuitCase874: No it isn’t.
squirrelknight26: Its a frickin’ pie!
squirrelknight26: Its a crust with filling….PIE!
squirrelknight26: A…pie!
SuitCase874: Chocolate cake can have some sort of “crust” on it. What do you define crust as?
squirrelknight26: Crust is a crust.
SuitCase874: THEN CHOCOLATE CAKE MUST BE PIE
squirrelknight26: Then it must.
squirrelknight26: Cheesecake is a pie!
SuitCase874: Then all cakes are pie to a certain extent.
SuitCase874: Cheesecake is both cake and pie.
squirrelknight26: A crossbreed? Blasphemy!
Regarding my public amusement at “Katimyasaru“‘s supposedly lovestruck post
SuitCase874: Was my laughing characteristic of a “heartless bastard”?
SuitCase874: Or is it HE who is the bastard? :P
Neil Lafrenais: You’re both bastards. Except you’re a funny bastard and that’s alright.
SuitCase874: XP XP XP
SuitCase874: XP
Neil Lafrenais: Yes.
SuitCase874: Sorry, couldn’t think of anything particularly good then. :\
Neil Lafrenais: Don’t worry, I’ll fill in for you:
“You suck, Neil. You and your stupid “girl friend”. Grow up and see that love isn’t real. I really hate you. :"
Good enough?
SuitCase874: Thank you.
SuitCase874: Have you encountered that guy [Chaotix Emerald] before?
Neil Lafrenais: Yes.
Neil Lafrenais: He is an idiot of the highest order.
SuitCase874: Yay.
SuitCase874: Pity I never saved any of our conversations.
Neil Lafrenais: :\ He is a menace to grammar.
SuitCase874: That’s acceptable, but what gets me is that he completely disregards any corrections, instead notifying you that “your the grammer police” or something like that.
SuitCase874: He’s gay and fantasises about Shadow in bed, I bet.
Neil Lafrenais: MOH
Neil Lafrenais: And writes lemons about it afterwards.
SuitCase874: Yes!
SuitCase874: At least he stays in the male form, though.
Neil Lafrenais: Yes, and doesn’t come up with a lame excuse to why he’s doing it (instead of just saying: “I’M A BIG FAT TRANNY”).