This site contains a reverse-chronological list of chat and message board (but primarily chat) quotes collected by SuitCase over the last few years. The current page shows all quotes from the year 2005 and onwards.
<Luckett> do you think if The Pain killed The Boss the secretary of defense would want to shake his hand instead
<Luckett> even tho it covered in bees
<popcorn> I’m gonna play some heavy metal riffs and you will die
<Luckett> guitar villain
<popcorn> I would buy guitar villain
<Luckett> essentially just the same shitty rhythm gameplay, but going around playing your guitar really loud like a cunt at inopportune moments
<Luckett> funerals, 3am outside a block of flats, business meeting
<popcorn> ha ha
<popcorn> perhaps it should just be called guitar cunt.
Response to Squishi’s angstwhoring in Faddy’s life
Sammybeany: I’d have killed her, I think.
TaeshiLH: Ahh, I understand in that situation, then.
TaeshiLH: Souppy says he would have threatened to boot her if she didn’t shape up sooner.
Sammybeany: No pussy can be worth that. Maybe if her cunt is platinum plated and has a wet bar.
TaeshiLH: Gahahahahah ewwww.
Sammybeany: … wow, a broad mixing up a cocktail in her vagina. Hottttttt.
TaeshiLH: Poor Faddy can’t even finish to that. *Hit*
TaeshiLH: .. That sounds dangerous.
Sammybeany: Dangerously sexy.
<noby> nik brought a computer huh
<noby> who else lamed up lemocon
<DavidTL> I didn’t bring a computer
<masaki> no but you brought a complete bitch instead
<Popcorn> where did the name koosh koosh come from anyway
<SuitCase> Popcorn: koosh koosh is apparently some dumb slang term for vagina so it’s hilarious that his “pen name” is “vagina”
<Popcorn> it’s a good job I’m wearing tight trousers because I think my sides have split
<Taeshi> Lately I’ve been killing flies though so I’ve been simmering down.. because those bastards annoy me.
<Taeshi> If I could be Hitler I would extinguish all the flies.
<_5hfifty> only the jewish ones
<CSonicGo> gas them?
<Squishdiboo> Jew flies, don’t bother me.
<CSonicGo> just throw a quarter outside and hold the door open
<CSonicGo> problem solved
<Taeshi> Also hello, Donny!
<Donnyku> hi
<Donnyku> happy fun time?
<Taeshi> I'm grading sheets.
<Donnyku> grading sheets?
<Masaki> v. good bedsheet well folded a+
<Taeshi> Grading worksheets.
<Omega> The corners are so tight
<Omega> Everything will break
<SuitCase> Omega: your guitar pick will get you through!
<Omega> Nope
<Omega> It will just come out of the crack
<AK> I think a thinner guitar pick is need
<Omega> Well, it fits nicely into the crack
<SuitCase> but i think you're too scared of breaking things
<SuitCase> you have to be strong with it
<SuitCase> and ram it in there, and pry it open fairly wide, and push into it
<Omega> As hard as I can
Fad posts pictures of his penis to #lemonade.
<SammyCat> This is a tragedy.
<SammyCat> I'm closing #lemonade.
<SammyCat> "would you be me e-girlfriend taeshi" "oh, souppy you had me at '8-)' of course I will"
<Faccia> right
<Faccia> in a lemocon how do you refer to one another
<Masaki> well you see right I made them use my real name because the e is stupid
<Popcorn> are you saying sexton isn't a stupid name
<Popcorn> do you see it is like you are a ton of sex
<Masaki> yes well alright my normal name is really fucking stupid as well
<Masaki> >:(
<Popcorn> ha ha prick
<Segaholic2> THAT'S A LOT OF SOCCER MOMS
<Segaholic2> THAT'S A LOT OF SOCCER MOMS
<Segaholic2> THAT'S A LOT OF SOCCER MOMS
<GerbilSoft> trivia
<GerbilSoft> what does a pedo store on his computer
<GerbilSoft> pedo files
<GerbilSoft> <_<
<Tank> god, i hate the sound of a bead dropping on a hardwood floor.
<SammyCat> Try to tighten your sphincter around the anal beads more tightly next time, then.
<Fadflamer> Good god
<Tank> ................
Tank left the chat room.
<Tank> evan, you and i gotta chill sometime this summer! i'll treat you to lunch and we can hang out with my friends!
<Evan> It won't happen.
<SuitCase> man, i wish i could chill with lily. there'd be like caviar and champagne all day long
<Tank> SHHH. XD
<SammyCat> Man, I wish I could hang out with Lily. There'd be, like, hand jobs and blow jobs all day long.
<SuitCase> Fadsy|Striped|Pantsu: hey you
<Fadsy|Striped|Pantsu> Hey suitcase
<PerfectChaosZero> suitcase kikes penis
<SuitCase> PerfectChaosZero: fuck you we're enemies according to blaze
<SuitCase> so get the fuck out i fucking hate you
<PerfectChaosZero> are wh
<PerfectChaosZero> we
<PerfectChaosZero> really?
<PerfectChaosZero> blaz cazy
<SuitCase> yeah, he banned me from #srb2 because you went all schizo and said that we were at war or some shit
<PerfectChaosZero> swear he hih on crack
<SuitCase> either that or he's lying through his fat
<SammyCat> Lying through his beard, you mean.
Response to Squishi's angstwhoring on Moogle Cavern forum
Being yourself is great if who you are is worth being.
No matter who you are or how much you hate yourself, you're stuck with yourself for the rest of your life. You'd might as well get around to putting up with yourself--it's not fun trying to change stuff about you. That just comes naturally, and it's easier that way, unless said change makes you realize you've been a total douchebag idiot and look upon the past with nothing but remorse. But that'd happen either way.
I AM A GREAT ADVICE GUY
except I wish I was dead
After a conversation about Microsoft banning Xboxes because of mod chips
<SuitCase> eh. i just think it's a bad PR move and a bad business move. there's a lot of reasons i can think of as to why they shouldn't do it, and the only reason why i think they should do it is a bit weak in comparison.
<Luckett_X> well done, you ambivalent aussie
<Luckett_X> i assume you take the same approach when thieving ants slowly eat every biscuit in your house
<Luckett_X> sure they dont touch the steaks, but those little fucks are eating all the Digestives they possibly can
<SuitCase> are the ants the mod chips?
<SuitCase> maybe chips could be mod chips. they got into a bag of doritos veronica and i bought a few weeks ago, and we had to brush them off before eating them
<Luckett_X> i'm going to piss on you.
<Masaki> look the irrelephant has come to visit
Regarding my eBay selling binge of 17 items
<SammyCat> Are you in desperate need of money or something?
<Evan> Sammy, stereotypical college students do anything for money.
<Luckett_X> taeshi has started charging for her services
<Luckett_X> good will only lasted so long
<SuitCase_> >:O
<SuitCase_> i paid her in pokeymans
<Luckett_X> i bet you call it your squirtle
<Luckett_X> dont you
<Luckett_X> fucking faggot
Regarding Lily taking Evan's family to Australia for a holiday
<Tank> cheapest per person is like...1,500.
<Taeshi> See, Lily?
<Taeshi> So you should just kill your family and just bring Evarion with you. *Hit*
<Tank> it's okay, i'm still coming to visit.
<Evan> Set it up so they die in a fire, collect the insurance, I'll do the same to my parents, we go and we have a hot foursome.
<Evan> ...except without that last part
<Carbon> Suitcase's girth technically counts as two people
TaeshiLH: YOU ARE THE MARY SUE OF YOUR OWN SERIES. You failure at life.
Evang1109: I need some aloe for that burn.
<TENroaches|Rupert> What time is it there?
<TENroaches|Rupert> "quarter to roo"
<Taeshi> 1:00 A.M "XDDDDD"
Evang1109: I only slept in because it is Good Friday.
Evang1109: It might not have been a good Friday for Jesus BUT IT WAS FOR ME.
<alexis> Does she know that theres only like.. 3 channels on TV, and that the internet runs slower than molasses? Does she know that cars all suck, and that everyone's accent is going to permanently make her start talking different? Does she know that theres no fresh water, and that tap water is brown? Does she know that chinese people randomly raid houses to steal insurance bonds and tax money?
<Masaki> and does she know that there are crocodiles???
<SuitCase> croikey mahte oim joe fawks and oim gunna have moiself soim meat poies and chips
<_5hfifty> good heavens, old bean, i'm suitcase and i'm rather vexed. i have no clue wether i'm british or australian, i'm sad to say
<DavidTL> I am currently all flustered by this behavior.
<BlinkAnjell01> oh totally
<BlinkAnjell01> like how you were last night with the sonic porn
<DavidTL> o my
<DavidTL> I TOLD YOU it was for historical purposes ;.;
<ksuno1> ...
<BlinkAnjell01> since when is a penis historical =|
<DavidTL> When it's Sonic's.
<SuitCase> sabator if you want me you have like 5 seconds to speak to me
<_5hfifty> sabator has better things to do that sit on irc
<SuitCase> the amount of time i am having to wait for you is infringing upon my negative face and is not demonstrating your adherence to politeness theory
<_5hfifty> so it's like
<_5hfifty> <Sabator> :(
<_5hfifty> <Sabator>:(
<_5hfifty> <Sabator>(
<_5hfifty> <Sabator>
<_5hfifty> he infringed your negative face
<SuitCase> oh snap
SuitCase: [link to Moogle Cavern topic about an MC podcast] GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THIS EARLIER I'VE BEEN NAGGING YOU SINCE AGES AGO
Sammybeany: Haha. Yes, someone told me about that a while ago. When I read the first few posts of that thread it finally hit me what a profoundly stupid idea it really is.
Sammybeany: I would sooner stab myself in the face before I'd listen to one of their podcasts.
SuitCase: I think so.
Sammybeany: Their podcasts will consist of "LOL VIDEOGAMES" "ROFL I KNOW RITE" "HAHA GEABLE" "OMG THE COFFEE MACHINE IS BEHIND THE LOGO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE IT'S LIKE THE MOOGLE CAVERN IS A REAL PLACE!!!!!"
<Scott> this is adorable
<Scott> this guy is not even suggesting malintent
<Scott> "navigation systems" oh my god
<SammyCat> His theory is that there's some sort of bug in the navigation systems. That's incredible.
<SuitCase> i dunno, maybe you could be cruising along in your jetplane
<SuitCase> you see the WTC smoking
<SuitCase> and then you blink and crash and die
<Scott> or you could be like
<Scott> "hmm when in rome"
<Scott> and hit the other tower
<SammyCat> CNN is going to be running 9/11/01 coverage live as it happened today starting at 8:30 EST on their "Pipeline" service
<SammyCat> That's only 25ish minutes from now.
<SammyCat> And it'll play until midnight tonight.
<SammyCat> I remember when it happened I was like "oh my god i hope teila and neo are okay"
<SammyCat> Oh, how times have changed~
<Scott> hahahahaha
<SammyCat> (Okay, that was pretty tasteless. I'd be kind of sad if something bad happened to that fatty and that liar)
<FadLap|Hospital|Pantsu> Lil, let's complain together about working.
<Taeshi> Souppy doesn't work ">:O"
<Taeshi> His woman works for him!
<Taeshi> I'm paying money to go get boned while being at a more-expensive university.
<Taeshi> ISN'T THAT RIGHT SOUPPY.
<SuitCase> yeah, it makes it easier. it's not like it's hard to learn either, the stylesheet i gave you already uses text-transform: uppercase in the style for h2
<_5hfifty> alright fine
<_5hfifty> if that's how it's going to be
<SammyCat> Joe Fox needs a crash course in semantic web design, I think.
<_5hfifty> jewish web design?
<SammyCat> SEMANTIC. NOT SEMITIC.
<SuitCase> "XD"
<SuitCase> i thought he meant it was stingy and economical or something
<_5hfifty> i want to learn semitic webdesign please
<SammyCat> Neil should have stuck with Teila Fox. I bet Teila could bench press Amanda.
<SuitCase> sorry boys, the only thing i blow is KISSES
<ksuno1> OLOL
<Etc> and cocks.
<Evan> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douchebag So, this is what Neil is, isn't it Lil!!!! A device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself!!!
<Taeshi> Totally. He squirts water into girl's vaginas.
<Taeshi> ..
<Taeshi> That is so FITTING.
<Taeshi> lol olene. *Kicked*
<ZhanDVG> I'm super psyched. They announced their tour dates, and none of them were even CLOSE to here
<ZhanDVG> And then just out of nowhere they were like "o hey were going to omaha too all of a sudden for no reason"
<SammyCat> You're going to be the only one there, as the population of Omaha consists of you, Scott, and five cows.
<ZhanDVG> It would be six cows, but Brandi's away at college
<ProfessorLuckett> still no masaki!
<ProfessorLuckett> i... am going to have to try and fix this myself
<ProfessorLuckett> (i am going to break it more)
<Popcorn> Can I see the problem
<ProfessorLuckett> i... deleted a bit by accident
<ProfessorLuckett> [url with broken page design]
<ProfessorLuckett> the middle bit
<Popcorn> Ah
<Popcorn> I see where you've gone wrong
<Popcorn> What you want to do is make it so the middle bit isn't all fucked up.
<Taeshi> I want Souppy to get online already, I'm such a baby.
<Taeshi> *Goes to make her bed* I hate thiiiiiis ":|"
<Taeshi> Yucky sicklyness.
<ZhanDVG> I'll be your surrogate Souppy
ZhanDVG changes nick to SuitCase
<SuitCase> OY!
<SuitCase> G'DAY!
<SuitCase> Where me Sheila at?
<SuitCase> I see she ain't here.
<SuitCase> Well, I'll be off for a quick bit to make me favorite dish
<SuitCase> Vegimite Delight
<SuitCase> Mmmm!
<Taeshi> Nnngghhh ":|"
<Taeshi> I badly wanna snuggle you now.
<SuitCase> OH SHI-
<SuitCase> It's a dingo!
<SuitCase> Get in the Holden!
<SuitCase> Crikey!
<Taeshi> *Squirms* STOP TURNING ME ON.
<SuitCase> Is this how SuitCase talks dirty to you?
SuitCase> With Australian stereotypes?
<Taeshi> Completely. He cranks my chain that way.
<SuitCase> Hahaha- hmm...
<Sabator> [4chan thread with aborted foetus pictures]
<Sabator> best thread ever
<SuitCase> that is terrible
<Sabator> XD
<Sabator> i'm gonna print it out and make fliers
<Sabator> "THIS IS WHAT INTERCOURSE LEADS TO! DON'T EVER HAVE SEX"
<PerfectChaosZero> Sab
<PerfectChaosZero> that's fucking sick
<PerfectChaosZero> That's not funny at all
<PerfectChaosZero> Like Suitcase said, that's terrible
<Sabator> i see you're new to this whole /b/ thing
<PerfectChaosZero> no
<PerfectChaosZero> there's a term called
<PerfectChaosZero> /b/tard
<SuitCase> sab - once you've created as many foetuses as pc0, you'll understand
<PerfectChaosZero> Hardy fucking har =P
<Sabator> suitcase, if i one day manage that, can i skin them all and make an inflatable pillow
<SuitCase> i hear the chinese have them as a sweet delicacy
<Sabator> [14:54] <Tom> that's terrible
<Sabator> [14:54] <Tom> fuck you sabator
<Sabator> [14:55] <Tom> I'm eating a bacon sandwich >(
<Sabator> OWNED.
<Sabator> KNOCK KNOCK
<Taeshi> Orange!
<Taeshi> lol jk who's there
<Sabator> you're doing it wrong
<Sabator> IT'S KNUCKLES!
<Sabator> LMAOROFLROFLFORLF
<Taeshi> Knuckles who!
<Taeshi> ..
<Taeshi> Oh.
<Taeshi> *Giggles immensely*
<Sabator> god neil is such a faggot
Sammybeany: Respironics has a Carlsbad facility. My mom and I are going to see if we can transfer.
Sammybeany: Carlsbad is considered one of the top five communities in America to live.
SuitCase: Well, do you think the people there would like you?
Sammybeany: . . . why wouldn't they? :|
SuitCase: Carlsbad.
SuitCase: Lol.
Sammybeany: . . . :-[
Sammybeany: That confused me for a minute. I was like " . . . is he trying to tell me I'm a bad person or something? :'("
<PerfectChaosZero> I bet by the end of the day, Waffle gets to 10,000
<PerfectChaosZero> Anyone wanna take that bet? =O
<Sabator> i'll bet you lil's virginity it hits ONE HUNDRED MILLION TRILLION.
SuitCase: Rose needs to cheer up
SuitCase: I preferred Mei Ling with her wacky proverbs
Segaholic2: Rose needs a cock to stuff her fat mouth
<GerbilSoft> what do you call suitcase if he has a label that's red on the top, white on the bottom, and has a gold seal in the middle
<Taeshi> .. Macs macs macs?
<GerbilSoft> no
<GerbilSoft> Campbell's Souppy
<GerbilSoft> (drums)
<Taeshi> Ahahaha, how tall are you, Scott?
<Scott> 5'6
<Taeshi> Awww, how cute!
<Luckett_X> taeshi delivers critical hit
<Taeshi> How is that critical! I think it's cute.
<Taeshi> And for the girls that Scott likes, he'd be the perfect height. *Slapped*
<Tets> This reminds me of when everyone on SFGHQ thought Zhan was a girl.
<ZhanDVG> Hahaha
<ZhanDVG> Blur actually hit on me
<Tets> Those were good times.
<David> Wait...you mean Zhan isn't?
<ZhanDVG> I am 100% woman
<ZhanDVG> And my cervix is opening and closing like a begging mouth for your cock, onisan
<Taeshi> Smoking is like giving the Devil a blowjob!
<ksuno1> "Get off the internet you are bad at being here." OMG CLASSSIC XD
<Taeshi> Internet catchphrases make me super witty!
<Taeshi> Too bad Souppy's sleeping.
<Taeshi> HE CAN'T ARGUE BACK.
<ksuno1> i find that humerous XD
<ksuno1> AND NOW I MUST GO TO WORK >=(
* ksuno1 has quit IRC (Quit: lolnoops)
<Taeshi> Well durr durr I'm Ksuno I support the DOUCHEBAG.
<Taeshi> ..
<Taeshi> OH YOU'RE GONE.
<Taeshi> PRICK.
Neil Lafrenais: *moves his head like a chicken* O3O
<NikJam> I start my job on 6/6/6, does that mean I'm going to die?
<Masaki> No, it's not
<Masaki> You don't write 6/6/6, you write 6/6/06, unless you're DAFT
<Masaki> also NNGHGH WHY DO YOU PRICKS GO ON ABOUT IT IT'S JUST ANOTHER DAY
<NikJam> People will die
<NikJam> Just like people will die today
<Taeshi> Yeah, who the hell writes it like 6/6/6.. it just needs that zero.
<NikJam> and 6/7/6
<NikJam> eh
<NikJam> some write 6/6/6 because it looks more like 666
<NikJam> ive seen people do it
<Taeshi> Yeah, but that's a stupid way of writing it, there's no excuse!
<Masaki> Yes, but those are the idiot arseholes who actually believe the 6th of June in 2006 actually has some fucking significance
<Masaki> (PS: If we're all dead tomorrow, I'm wrong!)
<NikJam> who actually believes anything will happen on 06/06/06
<GerbilSoft> There's going to be a huge party tomorrow in Hell, Michigan.
<Scott> my name is masaki and i hate things that are fun
<Masaki> how..how the hell is it fun to hear idiots gibbering on about it being the day of the devil OH GOD WE'RE FUCKED
<GerbilSoft> 9/9/99 was the End of the World too.
<Taeshi> It's thinking. *Hit*
<Taeshi> Wow, so Souppy's world must be gone now if it were the case.. which I hope isn't.
<Taeshi> AND I KNOW I DON'T BELIEVE IT MASAKI DON'T WORRY.
<Scott> <Masaki> ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF MY NAME IS PROFESSOR COLDHEART
* Carbon is now known as Carbon|omgS3nK
<Evan> Star Hill's boss is a bitch. ...Not that anyone cares. Just throwing that out there.
<Taeshi> Why is he so difficult?
<Taeshi> And oh my gawd, I kind of read Carbon's name as if he was gonna go score with SnK.
<Evan> ...what.
<Evan> How did anything relatively phallic work its way in there?
<Taeshi> DON'T WORRY YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.
<Evan> Senk?
<Evan> What.
<Evan> :| Fine, I WILL.
<Evan> ...
<Taeshi> ..
<Evan> Oh, I see.
<Carbon|omgS3nK> ...wait, I'm scoring with who?
<Taeshi> Sink?
<Carbon|omgS3nK> omggg teh sexes
* Carbon|omgS3nK is now known as Carbon
<Taeshi> .. Wow, that was fast. I guess Carbon suffered from pre-ejaculation. *Slapped*
TaeshiLH: Neil? <=\
TaeshiLH: I've.. kind of.. had it..
Neil: ?
TaeshiLH: I just..
TaeshiLH: I am so afraid that someone might steal my art ";__;"
TaeshiLH: So I'm taking it all down right now.
Neil: "XDDD" DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT
Neil: GOD
TaeshiLH: I cannot have that thought behind my head because DeviantArt is full of thieves.
TaeshiLH: "XDDDDDD"
Neil: I ALWAYS THINK I'VE DONE SOMETHING OR YOU'RE DYING OR AGRHGH
TaeshiLH: I'm really sorry "XDDDD" *Cracks up*
Regarding Ms. Swiftrunner's future career
TaeshiLH: What does Jamie want to be anyway? o.o
SuitCase: A god warrior :|
TaeshiLH: "XDDDDDD"
<Scott> zhaaaaaaaan
<ZhanDVG> What it is, homes?
<Scott> when does mcdonald's stop serving breakfast
<ZhanDVG> 11?
<Scott> oh maaaaan
<Scott> is there a number i can call to find out ('<
<ZhanDVG> 1-800-LOVIN-IT
TaeshiLH: They have a Mencia marathon tonight XD
TaeshiLH: Nyarhar.
SuitCase: Oh no the stolen material.
SuitCase: I HEARD SOMEONE ELSE SPOKE ENGLISH WHEN DOING STANDUP.
SuitCase: Many years before Mencia ripped that idea off.
TaeshiLH: "O___O!!"
TaeshiLH: PEOPLE SPOKE SPANISH.
TaeshiLH: OMG MENCIA ISN'T PURELY SPANISH HE'S A FAKE.
TaeshiLH: GUERDUDHGIEKRHTIKTTRFGTRH FRIGGIN' MENCIA I HATE HIM OR SHOULD I SAY EUROPEAN MCENGLISH
TaeshiLH: Darkspeeds is so bloody wholesome to MTP! Seriously, he looks like he would never harm her XD
TaeshiLH: Like.. we were even talking once.
TaeshiLH: And Darkspeeds was all "I really like conversating with you XD You're very mature.. and I think Bobbi's quite mature as well, but she's usually talking about video games and childish things.. but I let her do that because I feel I might be taking away her childhood.. so I'll obviously listen and accept that. I like the same things, it'd just be cool to talk about more mature things"
Neil Lafrenais : "Talk about more mature things" meaning his hot rod in her bottom. :|
Neil Lafrenais: *destroyed*
SuitCase: One thing I saw graffitied on a wall in the city was amusing.
TaeshiLH: =D?
SuitCase: It was like "LESBIANISM IS FOR WOMYN ONLY, NOT FOR STRAIGHT MEN TO FANTASISE ABOUT"
SuitCase: And I was amused "XD"
TaeshiLH: "XDDDDD" "HEY GUYS I SAY WOMYN BECAUSE WOMAN IS SEXIST BECAUSE MAN IS IN THERE GAWD I LOVE CUNTS IN ALL SENSES OF THE WORD"
Regarding someone getting angry about an LJ paedophile community
SuitCase: "OH WE'RE GOING TO REPORT IT TO THE INTERNET LIVEJOURNAL POLICE"
TaeshiLH: "XDDDD" "WE'LL GET RIGHT ON IT"
TaeshiLH: And then they'd break down the doors of their INTERNET HIDEOUT ":|" And get on "Internet COPS".
<SnK23> ...
<SuitCase> SINK
<SuitCase> what do you know about derivational morphology
<SnK23> ...
<SnK23> Peace out.
SnK23 is now known as SnK23|Doctors.
Evang1109: I liked them D: ANYWAY, ENJOY YOUR SOUP CONSUMPTION.
Miles Plushie: I WILL DEFINITELY DRINK MY FILL ";-) ;-) ;-)"
Sammybeany: There's . . . a switch on the wall by the Canadian flag (not sure if you've looked at the cam recently) . . .
Sammybeany: I have no clue what it does!
Sammybeany: It's a mystery switch, and it kind of drives me crazy.
Sammybeany: I imagine that it's hooked up to some house in China or something and every time I flip the switch it shuts off their rice cooker and makes them really angry.
<SuitCase> goodnight scott :| sorry people like ink have to be douches
<Ink> Excuse me, Suity? Oo;
<Fadsy|Disgaea2|Pantsu> Suit: You are what you use?
<Ink> ;_;
<Scott> i am watching BOONDOCK SAINTS wiht brandi because it is ST PATRICKS DAY ANED IT IS A IRISH MOVIE
<Scott> I HAVE SHTO
<SuitCase> i've been drunk before, why the hell aren't you all over brandi? i would so not be interested in irc if i had veronica nearby when drunk >|
<Scott> because i am SO DRUNK i can
<Scott> i an't
<Scott> i can't ;locate her breasts
<Scott> seriosu7ly ( it's really sad
<Scott> >(
Regarding breast parade image on 4chan
<Scott> i needs to find me some #3
<Scott> or 2.... or 1
<Tets> I know quite a few 2's. And they're all... at least fairly close to my age!
<Tets> I'M NOT A PEDPHILE, I SWEAR.
<Tets> Or a pedophile.
<Tets> I'm going to kill my keyboard.
<Scott> yeah right after you fuck children
<Tets> Cocks are very useful instruments. They allow one to aim while peeing.
<Scott> girls can do that too
<Scott> it's just more of a body action
<Tets> But not with the accuracy a cock provides.
<Scott> to be fair, my chest is a pretty big target
<Scott> ...
Evang1109: Splashalapagus is actually better :-( I DON'T KNOW THOUGH.
Evang1109: It's still an awesome name.
Evang1109: If I ever get a fish (I doubt it) then I am so naming him that.
Miles Plushie: YOU BETTER.
Evang1109: ...That's totally not the reply I was expecting.
Miles Plushie: ":|"
Evang1109: I was expecting more like.
Evang1109: "YOU'RE ONLY NAMING HIM THAT SO YOU CAN EARN ENOUGH LILLING POINTS TO WIN AN ALL-EXPENSES-PAID TRIP TO MY VAGINA lolol. :D"
Miles Plushie: Aww XD So cute! Best of luck with it!
Evang1109: ...I read that as "best of fuck". ...what.
Miles Plushie: You really wanna bang me, there's no question ":|"
Evang1109: >:o
Evang1109: For the last time.
Evang1109: The farthest I go is friendlyhappy platonic snuggles.
Evang1109: CAPEESH.
Miles Plushie: And penetration if you had it your way.
Miles Plushie: Gawd, I remember this one thing they cut out of the movie and I thought it was pretty hardcore ":|"
Miles Plushie: But the movie was already "too long"
Miles Plushie: Which makes me laugh because Souppy actually noticed a scene linking to that canned plot.. and he was all melting because it reminded him of me ":|"
Evang1109: Everything reminds him of you, I'm sure.
Miles Plushie: NONONONONO.
Miles Plushie: But this makes sense!
Evang1109: "THIS...THIS PEAR BEARS A SLIGHT RESEMBLANCE TO VERONICA'S HEAD."
Evang1109: "FONDLEFONDLEFONDLE."
Miles Plushie: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
Evang1109: [Paulo] more or less whined over how you act with the "lolll Evarion ur so cute ";_;" I love Souppy and anime and I am amazing artist' thing.
Miles Plushie: So Paulo is all "SO.. ABOUT THAT TAESHI. WHAT AN ATTENTION WHORE"?
Miles Plushie: What a douche XD
Miles Plushie: I hope he gets AIDS.
Miles Plushie: Which won't be hard because he's a faggot. *Hit*
<Fadsy|Sleep|Pantsu> Speaking of Neil.
<Fadsy|Sleep|Pantsu> I am in need of lip balm.
<SuitCase> andrusi is such a cool guy
<SammyCat> So is that Blaze fellow.
<SuitCase> by the way fuck you masaki and aj and possibly sammy
<SammyCat> Why me?
<SammyCat> What now?
<SuitCase> you told veronica her made up nicknames were stupid. you're stupid.
<SuitCase> (i have no idea if sammy even was present when this was discussed, i just assume he is against it because aj is)
<SammyCat> They are stupid. I've been saying this for, like, a year!
<SuitCase> ha ha
<SuitCase> just like you called dark tyler for a year eh
<KooshKoosh> I don't find the humour level THAT high and often link it to sick old men in their 70's or whatever.
<KooshKoosh> Or high class city slickers in their 20's, who snort cocaine.
<SammyCat> What the hell did you just say, Neil? I can't make any sense out of it.
<KooshKoosh> I LINK PUTTING ON GIRLY PANTIES TO DIRTY OLD MEN LIKE YOU SAMMY
<SammyCat> . . . still lost.
<KooshKoosh> USE YOUR TINY BEANY BRAIN
<KooshKoosh> USE IT
TaeshiLH: Still, it kinda amuses me when people say he was just innocent and confused.
TaeshiLH: Maybe when he SQUIRTED he was confused ":|"
KooshKoosh changes topic to 'birthday boy will kick you if you use the word "sauce". also "the"'
<ZhanDVG> Why would anyone be in the Omaha-metro area?
<ZhanDVG> Why are WE in the Omaha-metro area? D:
* ZhanDVG has been kicked by KooshKoosh (the)
* ZhanDVG has joined #lemonade
<KooshKoosh> 8-)
<KooshKoosh> Careful now.
<ZhanDVG> I... what?
<KooshKoosh> Look at the topic.
* KooshKoosh has been kicked by ddp (INTERNET)
<ZhanDVG> What teh fuck
<Taeshi> AHAHAHAHA.
<Taeshi> You're right about Tsubasa becoming epic after episode twenty or so ":|"
<Taeshi> I felt real bad, though.. like when they revealed that human-Oni-feather-whatever guy.. and I was all "Oh gawd,was I not paying attention to an earlier episode? Who is he?"
<Taeshi> And I researched ":|"
<Taeshi> But then I found out after the next episode that you didn't HAVE to know about him before. Durr durr.
<Sabator> retard.
<Evan> You're one to talk, Sab.
<Evan> >:O
<ddp> you're one to talk, evan
<Sabator> you're one to talk, ddp.
<Sabator> C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
<KooshKoosh> hint
<Sabator> hint backwards is tnih
<Sabator> lil backwards is lil
<Carbon> jol backwards is lol
<Evan> No, that loj.
<Sabator> carbon nice failure
<SirBukkake> ;)
<Evan> Hey, it's that guy! Whose name is all, like.
<Evan> When a mommy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy love each otherveeerryyy much. :-(
Fad expresses interest in Sarah, a real dickgirl in need of a "dyke".
<Taeshi> Fadsy adores that stuff, if you haven't realized it already, Sarah ;.;
<Sarah> but Faddy isn't a girl ;-;;
<Sarah> I needs a girl
<Faddy|Nap|Pantsu> Aww.
<Taeshi> Aww ";_;"
<Taeshi> HE CAN LEARN.
Sammybeany: "veronica would like to inform everyone that she's not returning to lemonade for a while"
Sammybeany: If that's not a joke I'll punch you. Hard.
Miles Plushie: He's exaggerating. But if you take it literally, it's true. I'm gonna sleep and go to college and come back at 3 P.M to Limonadaland ":-["
Miles Plushie: Gawd, I don't wanna pull a Toxicosis.
Miles Plushie: "EVERYONE IS MEAN I'M LEAVING"
Miles Plushie: It's more all "EVERYONE IS MEAN, but ah well I need to finish bloody eating ":-["
Sammybeany: Bloody eating sounds violent. Do you have infected gums or something?
Miles Plushie: Yeah. I'm squirting gingivitis everywhere.
<SammyCat> Oh, yeah, SuitCase. I'm moving to New Zealand.
<SammyCat> Make sure they're ready for me.
<SuitCase> why new zealand?
<SammyCat> Ashley aspires to live there.
<SammyCat> And obviously I have to go with her if we're going to <get married.
<Scott> a) who the fuck aspires to move to new zealand
<Scott> b) if you went to new zealand you would find a much more decent alternative to girls
<SammyCat> She's womanly.
<SammyCat> I don't know how to say "not skinny" without making it sound like "fat"
<TonicBH> "womanly".
<AJ> What the hell is womanly?
<TonicBH> lemme guess, she has curves?
<SuitCase> voluptuous
<SammyCat> Voluptuous is a shit word
<Sanius> Half as fat as Ink?
<SuitCase> "XD"
<Popcorn> Who wants to hear my impression of black political leader Martin Luther King
<Popcorn> I'm going to assume that's all of you. So, here it is:
<Popcorn> "Where is my water melon."
<TonicBH> get off the stage
<Popcorn> Who wants to hear my impersonation of black political leader Nelson Mandela
<Popcorn> "Where is my water melon."
<Sanius> Spot on.
<Popcorn> I am a comedy genius
<Mightfox> hi sammy
<Mightfox> i heard drak got drunk
<Mightfox> did he >[
<SammyCat> We all did.
<SammyCat> I puked all over Eric's floor
<Suki> Well that's just fucking great, Sammy. Happy fucking new year
Suki left the chat room. (Leaving)
<SammyCat> buckley
Sammybeany: Teila is spending New Years with Marc from what I hear.
TaeshiLH: Is she really! Did she leave on her plane already?
TaeshiLH: I heard that she was gonna go see him on December, but I didn't hear anything more about that.
Sammybeany: Who knows. She's probably going to flex her biceps and rip a hole in the very fabric of time/space and simply teleport to London.
Sammybeany: I sit with four girls at lunch. Just . . . me and four girls. It's kind of a strange arrangement, but hey, I'm not complaining.
Sammybeany: So, like, they were being typical girls . . . they were talking about some OTHER girl. And they were being all catty about the types of clothes she wears.
Sammybeany: And they were all "yeah, she lost twenty pounds last summer, and then she started wearing clothes that were unflattering and too small and blah blah"
Sammybeany: One of them said "well, you know why she was wearing that sort of shit, right? It's because all the guys were oogling over her after she lost that weight. They were telling her that she looked so good and stuff . . . "
Sammybeany: So I just kind of chimed in, not paying a whole lot of attention . . .
Sammybeany: I was like "See! That's why you should never compliment a fat chick!"
Sammybeany: And the one girl at the table literally gasped and backed up.
Sammybeany: And was like "That's SOOOO mean!"
Sammybeany: And I was just like " . . . what?"
<Sep> I'm sure Gerbil has touched some female in his life
<Sep> female port*
<SuitCase> yes, i must ask how many times sammy sammy beany has come close to totalling his car as compared to veronica
<Sammy|Away> Only because there was an inch of ice across the entire road and I was going down a hill with a sharp turn at ten miles per hour.
<Sammy|Away> Not a whole lot you can do there!
<SuitCase> only blah blah
<SuitCase> veronica hasn't had that happen before
<SuitCase> she lives in america too
<Faddy|Snow|Pantsu> ...
<SuitCase> case closed
* SuitCase closes
<Sammy|Away> Veronica is a fat cow.
<Sammy|Away> Case closed.
<SuitCase> she's my fat cow.
<Sammy|Away> Her added weight gives her better traction.
<Faddy|Snow|Pantsu> Lil's boobs give her better traction?
<SuitCase> definitely :|!
<SuitCase> i wondered why we swerved while i groped her
<Sammy|Away> You sit behind her and become a back seat driver. Grope left boob to turn left, right to turn right.
<Sammy|Away> Squeeze both firmly to stop.
Miles Plushie: Ahahahah "XDDD" You are very critical of what's funny and what's not.. but I agree. Lolzzzz cheese ";)"
fancy drak: the cow!! he is a cheese cow!! and he eats the pie!! omg :-[
Miles Plushie: "O___________________O" *CRACKS UP* OMG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM
<Taeshi> It woulda been totally amusing if you really were Andrusi ":|"
<Taeshi> But he woulda been all "OMG SPACE" etc.
<NeroMan> yes is would be but Andrusi is a tool who plays with those stupid transfarmers
<NeroMan> oh yea, the whole Space thing
<Taeshi> Transfarmers. Transexual farmers ":|"
<NeroMan> More than meets the eye ;) ;) ;)
Neil: ;.; I wanna be Shensei.
TaeshiLH: ;.; Sorry, Neil. YOUR RESPECT IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE. *Hit*
Sammybeany: Hah, she's bi.
Sammybeany: That's funny.
Sammybeany: I hope she leaves Neil for a woman.
SuitCase: Haha.
SuitCase: He could hang out with Edge, then.
Sammybeany: Why? Because Veronica left him for a woman?
Sammybeany: (That was pretty good. You have to admit . . . )
SuitCase: He goes on and on about how his past girlfriends before Veronica all went lesbian on him
SuitCase: I don't get it :|
Sammybeany: I was calling you a girl.
Sammybeany: You girl.
SuitCase: .. :(
TaeshiLH: *Foreplay, undressing, penetration, multiple orgasms, bed talk*
TaeshiLH: THERE.
TaeshiLH: We're done. That was fun ":D" *SMACKED*
SuitCase: Sweetie!
TaeshiLH: ;.;!
SuitCase: My cute little lobster~
TaeshiLH: .. "XDDDD"
TaeshiLH: ;.;(\/)
TaeshiLH: .. Better yet!
TaeshiLH: (\/);.;(\/)
<Blur> what does voice mean? >[
<Blur> as in
<Blur> ddp is listed under "voice" in my chat window
<SuitCase> it's irc code for "homosexual"
<Masaki> here comes the obvious joke
You were granted voice by Masaki.
fancy drak: XDD Thank yooou! GOODBYES.
fancy drak: *turns around in slow motion as his scarf flows in the wind and walks out the door*
fancy drak: YES MY SCARF WALKED OUT THE DOOR shut up
fancy drak signed off at 11:02:30 PM.
SuitCase: BY THE WAY FUCK YOU
Neil: :-[?
SuitCase: Did you mention watersports as far as stuff you tried with Teila?
Neil: ... *thinks* MAYBE. I DUNNO.
Neil: It's a haze.
SuitCase: More like "EWW ROB LISTENED TO AMANDA ON THE TOILET ONCE"
SuitCase: Hypocrite.
SuitCase: I HOPE YOU DON'T DO THAT EWW PEE IS GROSS
Neil: Amanda is a beautiful flower.
Neil: TeilaFox deserves to be peed on.
AIM IM with Sink <sonichero1001>.
9:38 PM
SuitCase: Sammy was checking you out. I fully expect you to organise an e-wedding in approximately two hours
Sink: huh
Sink: this is maris bro.
Sink: mike
SuitCase: How you doing!
Sink: good
SuitCase: Great to hear.
<Lime> ...
<Lime> Sink is a woman?
<Mightfox> yes
<Mightfox> she is
<SnK23> Yes!!
<SammyCat> . . . yes? Haha. You didn't know that.
<Lime> !!
<Lime> ...No
<SammyCat> Some lesbian you are.
Olene: http://www.petitiononline.com/winvista/petition.html
SuitCase: Vista is a fine name.
Olene: excuse me?
Olene: how about i fucking kill your mother?
SuitCase: How about you have no taste in names and suck.
---
TaeshiLH: "XDDDDDD"
TaeshiLH: OH GAWD FOR THAT I WANNA MAKE LOVE TO YOU. *Hit*
TaeshiLH: You own ":|"
TaeshiLH: VISTA IS "SIGHT" IN SPANISH.
TaeshiLH: AND EVERYTHING SPANISH OWNS.
TaeshiLH: SO SHE CAN SHUT HER EXPERIENCED MOUTH.
TaeshiLH: *Mauled*
At LemoCon
SammyCat: Kaede called me and told me Marioween was out.
SammyCat: I was stunned.
SammyCat: I almost drove off of the road.
Veronica sends a ridiculous ASCII love heart chain-IM thing
fancy drak: I SLAVE OVER A HOT.. BED FOR COUNTLESS HOURS, AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? WITH AN ASCII HEART-WIGGLE-THING !!? I'M LEAVING FOREVER
Neil Lafrenais: [cool Sonic CD wallpaper]
Neil Lafrenais: "XD"
Miles Plushie: .. OOHHHHH.
Miles Plushie: OOHHH MAAANNN CLIMAAAXXXXX
Miles Plushie: *Clubbed*
Neil Lafrenais: ....
Miles Plushie: That is so awesome ":|"
Neil Lafrenais: EWWWWW
Neil Lafrenais: "XD"
Miles Plushie: AHAHAHA.
Miles Plushie: AHAHAHAHA XD
Miles Plushie: Sorry ";___;"
Miles Plushie: I COULDN'T RESTRAIN MYSELF.
Neil Lafrenais: I DIDN'T EVEN INSTIGATE THAT "XD"
drak: LURK THAT SUCKA' TO DEATH
drak: ...
drak: .. Wait what
drak: *work
drak: What the hell
Taeshi: ..
Taeshi: "XDDDDD"
drak: I swear I didn't mean to do that
Sabator: HAHAHAHAHA
fancy drak: DAMN, DAMN! The hoagie!
Naw, naw. Don't fall behind ;-)
Hay, HAY! SAY DON'T BE LATE.
Seven sevenGET SMASHED IN HEAVEEEN
Six, five! I pay to lie!
Fo', three, now chew on me.
Two, four, WE'RE BOWLIN' AT FORTAY. lysol
EXCALIBAR don't drop that bar!!!
Where do you been? GIMME TEN
FOUR HORNS. MY tone.
CHECK IT OUT ABE, never more!
Leather legs get me horny.
Whaddya get, say? FAT CAT
broom vroom cosmic zoom!!
LET'S ALL PLAY IN SONIC'S ROOM
TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR, TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR
You all will give me all the penny with the power to save the laaaame~
TAKE A LITTLE CHANCE, SLIP ON THROUGH
you gotstoBABABAAAA
dude, dude. dude fuck you :[
TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR, TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR
The power is in you mind to save the penny to conquer TYYYYYYYYYYY (what)
Chu-chu sonic boiler!
The exquisite dime.
Chu-chu sonic boiler!
CRACKER IN YOU MIND.
Nothing gets a-by, the way they stay away, 'cos you could try! YOU CAN DO ANYTHIING
Chu-chu sonic boiler!
Always taste a chance!
Chu-chu sonic boiler!
NEVER SITTING DAMP.
Nothing gets a-by, the way they stay away, 'cos you could try! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING brrnrnrnnnngnggggg
Sep: i want to talk to sammy, next year i want to go to japan (gasp)
Taeshi: Ahaha XD That would be awesome..
Sep: maybe we can see about getting a small group going
Sep: but it would cost about $3000 so im brinign it up now.
Taeshi: Ahaha XD I wish I could gooo~ But oh well. I doubt I would.
Sep: i figured
SuitCase: people like neo would whine because the plane ticket cost more than $3
Taeshi: .. "XDDDDD"
Sep: neo would complain because airline peanuts cannot supplement his diet.
SilverFlame: I have a pedometer now.
Alicia_R: To detect lolis?
SuitCase: "XDDD"
TLA-Scott|hmm: how's your sheila
SuitCase: veronica is fine but i am really jealous because of the whole lemocon thing :|
TLA-Scott|hmm: aww, that's adorable
TLA-Scott|hmm: jealous because you couldn't go?
TLA-Scott|hmm: or other reasons altogether?
SuitCase: screw the other people, i'm jealous everyone gets to see her and i don't
TLA-Scott|hmm: oh, yeah, well
TLA-Scott|hmm: at least they're not fucking her (is this helping?)
TLA-Scott|hmm: a girl what's been seen before is still better than sloppy seconds, amirite?
SuitCase: i do not understand your last sentence
TLA-Scott|hmm: tell me what word you don't understand faggot
TLA-Scott|hmm: I will explain
Spazzie|Lappie: He's saying that at least she's just being SEEN before you by other people instead of DONE
TLA-Scott|hmm: exactly
SuitCase: what a silly and pointless statement
TLA-Scott|hmm: sloppy seconds is disappointing :(
SuitCase: what are you talking about :| how would you know
TLA-Scott|hmm: I'd rather have a virgin that's been seen by people before me than a girl with a sloshy vagina
TLA-Scott|hmm: jesus
Spazzie|Lappie: It's a fact, you don't need experience to know.
SuitCase: yes, i grasped that concept, i just seen no value in what you were saying >:o
TLA-Scott|hmm: well then we'll agree to disagree
TLA-Scott|hmm: I'M JUST SAYING THAT IT COULD BE WORSE THAT'S ALL
SuitCase: YES WELL SHE COULD ALSO BE A MAN
TLA-Scott|hmm: GOOD POINT
SuitCase: BUT THERE'S NO VALUE IN SUCH A STATEMENT IT'S JUST RETARDED
TLA-Scott|hmm: OKAY FINE I WAS JUST TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP
SuitCase: FUCK YOU
Torture: such love.
SuitCase: Sandro de America?
TaeshiLH: Yeah.
SuitCase: What a silly name O_O
TaeshiLH: That's the name of the artist.
TaeshiLH: "XDDDDDD"
TaeshiLH: OH SHUT UP.
SuitCase: HAY GUYS I'M OLIVER OF ICELAND
SuitCase: LET ME SING FOR YOU
TaeshiLH: AVENTURA. *Smacked*
TaeshiLH: .. "XDDDDDD"
TaeshiLH: Oh, you can do anything with a name like that ":|.."
SuitCase: AND ROLL MY "R"S LIKE A MAD SPANIARD.
TaeshiLH: .. "XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
ddp: micro$$$$$$oft lolololol this is awesome guys all your base leeroy jenkins y halo thar LOL!!
ddp: sony gaystation microsoft xhuge !!!!!! LOL
GerbilSoft: </slashdot>
Suki: No
Suki: It's a huge xcock
Suki: lololo
ddp: cyber olene more
Luckett_X: i think what sickens me is CRAZY FROG RACER is announced, real, and certain to come out. Shenmue 3 remains a rumour.
Luckett_X: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLANET?!
After I mentioned one trait I would like Veronica to change
Lilling: Okay.. I understand!
Lilling: I was scared it was something worse ":|"
Lilling: As in one I can't change.
Lilling: But I felt relieved and amused it was that XD
SuitCase: Well..
SuitCase: There is the issue of your retarded eye.
Lilling: I know ".__."
Lilling: Oh wait.
Lilling: ".____ -"
Lilling: There we go.
SuitCase: I'm afraid..
SuitCase: Well..
SuitCase: :| Darling.. would you be okay with eyehole sex?
SuitCase: .. "XDDDDDD" YOU OWN.
Lilling: What? XD
SuitCase: Because your retarded eye is hawt :|
Lilling: YOU SHUT YOUR FACE XD
Sammybeany: My professional analysis: Cock.
Sammybeany: I just swallowed a cherry pit. Does that mean I'm going to die?
SuitCase: Depends. Try not to eat any soil for a few days.
Sammybeany: I just had a glass of miracle grow before I started eating the cherries. D:
CrazyMrLeo: *stabs Spazz in the winking organ*
Sammybeany: Can you imagine Lil with road rage? That would be hilarious.
Sammybeany: She seems like she could get pretty fired up over something silly and trivial.
Sammybeany: I would have to see her screaming at another driver
Sammybeany: "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU IDIOT. DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT FUCKING STOP SIGN BACK THERE? GO BACK TO DRIVER'S LEARNING."
Sammybeany: And then she'd realize it and get all apologetic.
Neil: ahahaha
Neil: "I'M SORRY MR. DRIVER MAN ^.^;;;" "FUCK YOU BITCH" ";.;"
TLA-DDP: BUT YOU CAN DO SO MUCH MORE IN LINUX
TLA-DDP: YOU CAN FELLATE YOUR DOG THROUGH LINUX
TLA-DDP: YOU CAN IMPALE YOUR CAT BY SIMPLY RUNNING LINUX
Neil: Someone op suitcase so we can have a delicious payback kick banning of pc0
SuitCase: i'm not allowed to :|
PerfectChaosZero: Suitcase instigated that
Neil: :(
SuitCase: NO!!!
SuitCase: you instigated that
PerfectChaosZero: Fine
PerfectChaosZero left the chat room.
Neil: lol
SuitCase: yeah. instigator.
SuitCase: NOW GET THE 30GB IPOD PHOTO IT COSTS THE SAME BUT IS MUCH SMALLER, LIGHTER, COLOUR SCREEN AND LASTS LONGER ON BATTERY
Neil: I WILL FILL IT UP
Neil: TOO QUICKLY
Neil: I'LL JUST STICK TO MY UNFILLABLE 60GB CREATIVE ZEN JUKEBOX K THX
SuitCase: CAN YOU SHARE YOUR DIGITAL PHOTOS WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY THOUGH
SuitCase: NO? Then get the iPod
Neil: NEIL DOESN'T SHARE.
Neil: HE HOARDES.
SuitCase: YOU CAN LOOK AT ALBUM ART ON THE SCREEN
Neil: only faggots want to do that
SuitCase: IT LOOKS COOL
Neil: "OH I'M ON THE BUS LET'S LOOK AT THE ALBUM ART"
Neil: no
Neil: *slaps suity's wrist*
SuitCase: "OH I'M ON THE BUS LET'S LISTEN TO 320KBPS MP3S ON THE SHIT HEADPHONES THAT COME WITH IT PROBABLY"
SuitCase: "WHERE I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BECAUSE THEY'RE SHIT"
SuitCase: "I'M ALSO A FAG"
SuitCase: i love my veronica. i am so going to enjoy tomorrow.
Yuuki: suitcase, your veronica? do explain
SuitCase: i bought her on ebay a year or two back.
Yuuki: what is your veronica! i am puzzled
Yuuki: what is a veronica!
SammyCat: If you own her why is she still overseas?
SammyCat: Must not be able to afford shipping for gigantic manatees
SuitCase: "XDDD"
SuitCase: i'm working on that one. she's almost ready to cross the pacific!
SammyCat: Oh, please.
PerfectChaosZero joined the chat room.
SuitCase: HEY PC0!
SuitCase persecutes
SammyCat: :O
PerfectChaosZero left the chat room. (Quit: get away from me, you're a terrible person, leave me alone)
SuitCase: .. :-[
SammyCat: O_O
SammyCat laughs hysterically
Argument over whether "arc" is a wanky term to use when discussing cartoons and how sub-story is a fine word to use instead
ZhanDVG: That's as rificulous as expecting people to say "sub-story" when theres already a more succinct and well accepted word for a sub-story
SuitCase: zhan - perhaps in letter count you have the advantage, but arc is a more convoluted technical term. sub story is easily understandable to anyone, and serves the purpose without an issue.
SuitCase: saying "the chiyo penguin arc" makes you sound like you're trying to be a professional
SuitCase: and is as such wanky
CrazyMrLeo: OH FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS. XD
CrazyMrLeo: Could you two have a MORE moronic argument?
SilverFlame: SHUT UP ABOUT THE ARC SHIT.
ZhanDVG: No
ZhanDVG: I will see this through till I die
ZhanDVG: TILL I DIE
SuitCase: calm down, sillies. i don't think either of us are angry about it.
SuitCase: zhan's just objecting and i'm trying to justify myself. "o_o"
ZhanDVG: I AM YOU _FUCKER_
ZhanDVG: SUITCASE!
ZhanDVG: HAVE AT YOU!
SuitCase: zhaaaaan ;_;
SuitCase: i didn't mean it
ZhanDVG: puts up his dukes
SuitCase: no! please ;_;
ZhanDVG: ...
ZhanDVG: I can't stay mad at you
SuitCase: Handful of hogs
Dark: XDD
Dark: I got..
Dark: puppyjuggler
SuitCase: "XDDD"
SuitCase: "I'm a big fan of the puppyjuggler"
Dark: It sounds like an INSULT.
Dark: And I will use it as so FROM NOW ON
SuitCase: "XDDD"
SuitCase: "FUCK YOU, COCKSUCKING PUPPYJUGGLER"
Dark: YES XDDD
Dark: IT FITS SO WELL
<ZhanDVG> brb
<ZhanDVG> Leg's on fire
ZhanDVG has left #srb2
Chiyamaya: Ohh.. okay.. so you're basically done with your HARD LABOR?
Chiyamaya: .. "XDDD"
Chiyamaya: That made me think of babies.
fancy drak: .... XDDD YES. labor is done and it's a healthy baby boy
Chiyamaya: Awwww ";_____;"
Chiyamaya: WHAT'S HIS NAME?
fancy drak: HE IS A MYSTERIOUS BABY ON THE EDGE WITH NO NAME, NO PAST, AND NOTHING TO LOSE.
Chiyamaya: Pyo.. didn't Rutgers want me to mention my background? My heritage isn't mentioned at all now XD But I think they know considering the application has me say it.
Chiyamaya: But is that alright? Did Katherine notice that and not care?
KawaiiSuityChan: .. Consider variables such as your talents, travels, leadership activities, volunteer services, and cultural experiences.
Chiyamaya: Cultural experiences XD Nevermind!
Chiyamaya: I can't be all "ME EAT TACOS IT TAUGHT ME TO READ JAJAJA"
KawaiiSuityChan: "XDDDDD!!"
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