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A New Mac Lineup

Posted August 8th, 2007, in Apple.

Introducing another iMac Mockup.

Apple has neglected its Macs for a long time. Think about it. When was the last time the iMac got a significant (non-spec-based) update? 2004. Their lower end laptops? 2001. Higher end? 2003. Years and years for some of these models. In this blog posting I want to outline what I think should be done about it.

I write this two hours before an Apple event in which Steve Jobs is expected to show a new iMac. My guess is that it’ll have an uninspired design that mimics the Cinema Displays, with some specs boosted and pricing reshuffles, and at least one braindead move (my guess is a 2.5” HD for the sake of thinness.) It is this event that has inspired me to post something that’ll either look really smart in two hours or really obsolete and stupid. We’ll see!

There was a famous slide used in an old 1999 Apple presentation that showed a 2×2 grid of products, divided into “Consumer” and “Pro”, and “Desktop” and “Laptop”. That seems to have evolved over time with oddball products like the Mac mini and eMac, but has generally been the model Apple has used for the past decade or so.

I’ve come up with what I think should be the grid, and I’ll explicate from it.

A grid of hypothetical new Mac models.

(“Jew” means “money-conscious”.)

iMac

The first and most comprehensive idea I have is for the iMac. I want to explain mainly in pictures.

Design

The iMac I envision is much like the current iMac, but with several aesthetic and functional differences that should make it more aesthetically appealing, but more importantly it would be an attempt to bring in the gamer market and other people who stupidly clamour for a “headless iMac”. I’ll start with a dissection of my mockup:

A grid of hypothetical new Mac models.

It’s a little hard to explain. I’ll go over the main bits:

A diagram of a new iMac design.

Here are a few ideas for the OLED screen, by the way. You could use it for all manner of things, but power, sleep and iSight should be the main ones.

Functionality

These are all largely aesthetic issues, though - functionality is the more important part of the design, and I have a few ideas to improve this.

The specs of the iMac have always been considered fairly highly, except for the GPU card. For this reason I’m not even recommending that Apple switch to desktop CPUs instead of the notebook CPUs - Apple tends to go for processors that do the job quite effectively, and I think in an enclosure as thin as the iMac’s it’d need the notebook chip. But the GPU is an issue that I think should be addressed by a simple inclusion of a PCI Express slot.

How would that work? Well, like the original iMac G5, the back of this iMac would be removable, and there would be a large space kept for a user-supplied video card. You would simply plug it in, attach a slim, internal dvi plug to it, and close the iMac up again. This would allow gamers to buy an iMac and replace the card with one they got on Newegg for $200, and play all their games in Bootcamp. They could also update the hard drive, RAM, optical drive, and other such features at will.

Another idea would be for the 24” iMac to use its extra internal space for a second hard drive. This second drive could be custom ordered with the iMac, so that it mirrors its data via Time Machine, while using the extra free space for file versioning stuff.

What would it sell for? $1299 for the 20” low end, $1499 for the 20” high end, and $1799 for a 24” model. A larger model could come at a later point.

eMac

I hate the Mac mini. Apple computers should be like appliances, not dorky boxes with wires to plug in and random shit to connect and ugh. So I’m recommending that gets thrown away, and replaced by a new eMac.

The iMac is a decidedly high-end computer, but Apple really needs something to compete with the $400 Dell systems of the world. I think they should simply take a 2006-era iMac, cut down the specifications, and sell it cheap for the educational and low end market.

It should have specs along the lines of a 1.6ghz Celeron M, with 1gb RAM, 160gb HD, CDRW\DVD reader drive, Intel graphics, and a fixed 17” screen. It should not have WiFi, Bluetooth, iSight, FW800, or any of the general niceties the real iMac would have. The focus should be on cutting costs.

I think Apple could sell this for $599, or even $499. And I think they’d sell millions. And when they made a new one, they could keep producing the old stock, and sell it for $400.

Mac Pro

Oh, the other desktop I haven’t really touched on. I think the Mac Pro is really quite good enough. The design is old, but it’s very functional. I think it just needs some spec updates.

Now for the portables..

iPhone with Keyboard

I’ll have more ideas on this later, but I think the iPhone plus a Stowaway-style fold-out keyboard could be Apple’s “ultraportable” offering. Imagine Pages on the iPhone, or iChat, or IRC.. it’d be a great way for students and business people to always have a small computer with them.

MacBook Mini

I’ve always had this idea that the MacBook should be sold in cute colours. The picture I used in the grid I ripped off from Sony (they do a bunch of magnesium alloy laptops with pastel colours), but it’s essentially the same idea. The MacBook should be cool and personal like this, with a thinner bezel and generally smaller body size. Apple were once unique for having a compact laptop (iBook G4) for a low price, these days they seem to be allowing the MacBook to bulk up in order to encourage more MBP usage. That’s no good! The MacBook mini should be slim, thin and attractive. The current one is dull, big, dated and boring.

Oh, and it should be lighter too. Damn thing is heavy.

MacBook Pro

Powerbook G3

The MacBook Pro is a hard one, as the design is kinda timeless. Either way, I think the MBP could do with some sort of new metal used for its design, and perhaps some curves reminiscent of the PowerBook G3. I always thought Liquidmetal could look cool, but Vaio-style Magnesium could be another idea.

I also think OLEDs could be put to use on the MacBook Pro quite effectively - why not have an extra row of function keys at the top that look like the Optimus keyboard? On a cramped keyboard, it’d be very useful to have flexible buttons that change icons and things depending on context.

Of course, eliminating the ugly forehead and IR spot on the current MBP would be a great idea too.

Conclusion

Again, I don’t expect much - this is just an exercise in pointing out that Apple’s computers CAN be improved, much in the same way a forthcoming posting about OS X shows how much more Leopard could be doing. I’ll go to sleep now and wake up to a new iMac. I hope my pessimistic guess turns out to be wrong.

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Comments

  1. Lindsay Holmwood says:
    August 9th, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    So, now the launch has happened, is your design silly or smart? :-)

  2. SuitCase says:
    August 9th, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    Smart. The new design is as boring as I imagined. They didn’t actually change anything, just changed the white plastic to metal and black plastic. I’m blown away that they didn’t even add a USB port.

    I ordered the 24″ one, anyway.

  3. Lindsay Holmwood says:
    August 16th, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    I ordered the 24″ one, anyway.

    lol.

  4. Sammybeany says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 9:33 pm

    I meant to comment on this before but kind of forgot.

    I’m pretty happy with the iMac redesign. I agree that it was under whelming in a sense, and the chin still is kind of annoying, but overall I don’t think a revolutionary redesign was really needed. The old iMac was nice and the new one is somewhat nicer.

    I still disagree about having a super thin bezel. I know for a fact that I’ve read some usability/ergonomic bollocks that having some amount of a bezel helps in . . . some way. I think it’s just meant to be helpful to have a more definite reference and border for the edge of the screen and the rest of the room around you. And in any case, I think it just looks a lot better aesthetically. I’ve seen some displays (mostly by Samsung, I think) that have really thin bezels that look great, but I just don’t like the way your mockup looks and I don’t know exactly what could be done to make it work.

    I don’t know how I feel about the bottom edge changing colors and stuff. I really like the idea of Ambilight (why not just make a proper Ambilight iMac?) but I don’t know if the colored chin would look good or achieve the same sort of effect. I really loooooove the little built in OLED indicator screen idea, though, just for status icons and stuff. I can’t decide if it’s really a good idea for a proper, useful feature, but it’s just one of those gimmicky little things that would make you go ” . . . how neat!” and make PC users jealous and make them want Macs.

  5. Nathan says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 4:38 am

    WHY ISN’T MY COMMENT SHOWING UP

  6. Nathan says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 4:38 am

    FUCK YOU FIX YOUR STUPID BLOG YOU PIECE OF SHIT

  7. SuitCase says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 8:25 am

    Not my fault, retard.

  8. a jew says:
    December 21st, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    Your chart is insulting, to say the least.

    Your categories are “Consumer” “Prosumer” and … “Jew”?????

    A nice little asterisk specifies that “Jew = money-conscious.”

    You, sir, are a racist.

  9. SuitCase says:
    December 21st, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    Ha ha, sucks to be Jew.



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